The Turn of the Road: A Play in Two Scenes and an EpilogueMayne, Rutherford
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The Turn of the Road: A Play in Two Scenes and an Epilogue
Mayne, Rutherford
Ireland -- Drama; Ulster (Northern Ireland and Ireland) -- Drama
JOHN GRAEME.
You've heerd what I ha'e to say. Take it or lave it. You can plaze
yourself.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
Five hunnert poun'. It's a tarr'ble price. Would two hunnert no' do?
You see I ha'e Samuel James and Ellen to provide for.
JOHN GRAEME.
A Graeme o' Killainey weds no man unner five hunnert poun', William
Granahan. Mind that. I want my daughter married to no beggarman.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
[Excitedly.]
Beggarman! Beggarman, did ye say? Hats, John Graeme, I think ye should
be proud o' wan o' yours marryin' a Granahan. Money or no money,
that's a nice way o' talkin'.
JOHN GRAEME.
I suppose ye know I come o' good family, Mr. Granahan?
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
[Sarcastically.]
I heard ye were wance cotter folk up by Dromara mountain.
JOHN GRAEME.
[Proudly.]
My father and my forefathers had my farm--aye, from the time o' the
plantin'.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
D'ye tell me? I nivir seen your laase o' the farm but of coorse if ye
say so. Did ye nivir hear tell of Smith, Hunter, and Fargison?
JOHN GRAEME.
[Contemptuously.]
John Smith of Ballykelly?
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
[Disgusted.]
Yon cratur? Ballykelly?
[Proudly.]
Lonnon! Well my mother was a daughter o' Samuel James Smith, and a
niece o' Robert John Francis Fargison.
JOHN GRAEME.
[Contemptuously.]
I nivir heerd tell o' them.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
I wonner at your ignorance John Grame. A well educated man like
yourself as sets yourself up to be taching the congregation on
matters o' law and the temperance question, (_raising voice_) and
you that ignorant o' common information.
MRS. GRANAHAN.
[Opening door and coming in a few steps.]
William John Granahan, didn't I tell ye not to be raisin' argyments.
How you manage at the markets I nivir could understand. Get your
business done, and ha' settled wi' it.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
[Soothingly.]
Whist, whist woman, I was only discoorsin'. Mind the tay and I'll mind
the rest. There. There. I agree to your tarms, John Graeme. I'll do
it, though it's lavin' me tarr'ble short.
JOHN GRAEME.
[Impressively.]
But there's one thing I'll no ha'e, William Granahan.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
[Alarmed.]
And what might that be?
JOHN GRAEME.
If your son is to marry my daughter, I'll ha'e none o' his music. Its
all very well for quality and the like to go strummin' on instruments,
but its no' meant for a sensible farmer.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
Aye. I agree wi' that. But look here. Mind ye a song or two and a bit
o' a tune on a long winter's night keeps one from thinkin' long and
between you and me, it keeps you from the bottle.
JOHN GRAEME.
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