I was shown in to Mr. Babbacombe. The 'Sleeping Man' was taking his
ease in what I took to be a private sitting-room. That is, he reclined
on a couch. On a small table at his side was a bottle of whisky and a
tumbler. On a larger table, where it was well out of his reach, was a
bottle of water--full. He was smoking what I knew by its perfume to be
a good cigar. He was dressed in a suit of dark grey, which not only
seemed to be a good fit, but to be well cut. He wore a high collar,
and a white Jarvey tie, in which was thrust a diamond pin. He looked
as if he had something to do with horses. He also looked as if he was
Twickenham. If he was not--then, as the phrase goes, I was prepared to
eat my hat.
He paid not the slightest heed to my entrance, but, without even a
movement of his head, continued in the enjoyment of his cigar. I was
angered by his air of perfect calmness. The impudence of the thing!
'May I ask what you mean by your extraordinary
behaviour--extraordinary even for you? Do you take me for an utter
fool?'
'Name of Smith?'
'Name be hanged! Do you suppose that I don't know you?--that I
couldn't bring a hundred persons into this room who'd know you on the
instant?'
'Bring two.'
'What do you propose to gain?'
'That's it.'
'Why do you conceal your identity?'
'I'm wondering.'
'If I bring the landlord into this room and tell him who you are, will
you venture to deny it?'
'Depends on who I am.'
'I believe you're a criminal lunatic.'
'The same to you. And many of 'em.'
He sipped at his glass. He filled me with such rage--which was, after
all, unreasonable rage--that I was unwilling to trust myself to speak.
My impulse was to seize him by the scuff of his neck and drag him home
with me, and show him to them all; when the question of his identity
would be settled on the spot. However, I remembered in time that that
was not the purpose which had brought me there. My intention was a
very different one; and I proposed to carry it out. That is, if his
humour fitted mine.
'Have you ever heard of the Marquis of Twickenham?'
'The Marquis of Twickenham?' Leaning back, he stroked his chin with a
gesture which so vividly recalled a favourite trick of Leonard's that
I could have struck him for thinking that I could be fooled so easily.
'Might.'
'Are you aware that in appearance you resemble him?'
'Good-looking chap.'
'He was a poor devil last night.'
'Extremes meet.'
'I am actuated in what I am going to say by your own eccentric
behaviour. I need not tell you that I should not say anything of the
kind were you to act like a reasonable being. But since, beyond the
shadow of a doubt, you are partly mad, I am going to take it for
granted that you are wholly mad. I make this preliminary observation
because I want us to understand each other.'
'You take some understanding.'
'So do you. Are we private here?'
'You might look under the couch. I don't know that there's a
cupboard.'
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