Luckily Mr. Babbacombe proved himself to be possessed of more sense
than I had begun to fear. He returned to life. Whether actuated or not
by the newcomer's remarks and manner I cannot say; but he did. Just as
we seemed to be on the verge of a really unseemly wrangle, without
altering his position in the least, he opened his eyes, looked up at
us, and spoke.
'Hollo, Foster? Is that you?'
It was excellently done; wonderfully clever. In the sudden rush of my
relief I decided that his honorarium should be increased. It showed
that he had kept his ears wide open, or he would hardly have known
that his visitor's name was Foster. I only hoped that he had gained,
from what had passed, some idea of who he was, and what was the
position he occupied, without its being necessary for me to drop too
plain a hint. However, the agile Mr. Babbacombe proved himself equal
to the occasion. The man-of-affairs stood looking down at him before
he answered.
'I am glad, my Lord Marquis, that you know me.'
'Know you? Why shouldn't I know you? Hang you, Foster!'
Instinct had supplied Mr. Babbacombe with at least one of Twickenham's
habits of speech, his trick of rounding off nearly every sentence he
uttered with what one might call, by courtesy, an apostrophe.
'I am sorry, my lord, to see you looking so unwell.'
'I am going to die.'
'I trust, and believe, that it is not so bad with you as that. Where
has your lordship been during all these years?'
'Playing with the fires.'
'Playing with the fires?' The lawyer repeated the words as if in doubt
as to their meaning. But a glance at the speaker's face made it clear
to him that the answer was perhaps not so far out as it might have
been. 'Is your lordship married?'
'What the devil's that to do with you? One can't marry all of 'em.'
'But you can marry one of them. Have you done that?' There came no
answer from the bed. 'I would point out to your lordship that you are
in a somewhat serious condition. Should anything happen to your
lordship----'
'I'm going to die.'
'We trust not: but should such a misfortune be in store for us, it is
of still more importance that your affairs should be in order. I would
remind you that what you have been doing during the last fifteen years
is known only to yourself. Are you married?'
'Curse the women!'
Why, I wondered, could not the idiot answer No?
'If your lordship pleases. But that is not an answer to my question.
You must be well aware that the fact of your having a wife, with
issue, would materially alter your brother's position.'
'Let him have it all.'
'You wish Lord Reginald to inherit your whole estate, real and
personal? Does that mean you're not married?'
'Foster, did you--ever know--me answer questions--when I didn't want
to. I'm not--dead yet.'
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