'Well, as I can't find it I imagine that the woman won't; so I suppose
I make take it that the money's safe. There's only one other topic on
which I wish to touch--the funeral. The undertaker's man will come and
measure you to-day. The shell, and, I presume, the coffin also, will
arrive to-morrow morning. You'll be placed inside, and, in the
afternoon, the coffin will be closed. It will be taken down in the
evening by a special train to Cressland--where you may, or may not, be
aware is the family vault--the interment taking place on Wednesday. As
we are none of us particularly proud of you, the interment will be as
private as possible. As, I take it, you don't want to be inside the
coffin when it's placed in its last resting-place, I'll look in before
the undertaker's fellows; you must give up being dead, and, between
us, we'll screw down the lid. I'll find an excuse which will satisfy
them. I have an idea in this fertile brain of mine.--You clearly
understand and agree. Say so if you don't!'
He said nothing, nor signified in any way whatever that he had
attained to even a glimmer of comprehension. But I knew him. Taking
his immobility to signify acquiescence, I left him asleep upon the
bed.
But though I left him he was with me all the time. I could not get him
out of my head. I interviewed the landlord, with whom I made
arrangements on a very liberal scale to compensate him for the
inconvenience the affair was causing him; and all the while that we
were talking I saw, with my mental eye, the silent figure on the bed!
Thence I went to Tattenham, the funeral furnisher. The figure was with
me there. I wondered what my feelings would be if I knew that I was
being measured for my coffin. With what amount of ceremony would the
measurer treat me? To be touched for such a purpose by such hands! I
feared that under his kind offices I should not lie so still as I
trusted Mr. Montagu Babbacombe would do.
At home I found, as I expected, Edith and Reggie confabulating with
Violet. As I also expected, Vi began at me at once--though her tone
and bearing were alike surprising. She was unwontedly meek.
'Doug'--it was very rarely that she called me 'Doug,' I had rather she
had not done so then. I had too recently heard the abbreviation
proceeding from other lips--'Doug, I'm sorry I behaved so badly. I
know I was a wretch. Edith has made me see that, and it's no use
Reggie pretending that I wasn't.'
My manner was brusque. It was a subject about which I wished to hear
nothing more.
'That's all right. I wouldn't be too penitent if I were you. There was
no harm done.'
'But it prevented him making his will?'
'If it did it did; and what's done can't be undone. Not that I think
it matters.'
'Don't you really think it matters? Supposing any of those things
happen at which it seems that Mr. Foster hinted; what then?'
'What then? Wait till then. Till then say nothing.'
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