"Tonight's program has been sponsored, as a Public Service," the oily voice intoned, "by the National Casket Company, with offices in all principal cities. "Remember your duty as a citizen. "All you oldsters, between the ages of "sixty and Annihilation Day"--you may be among the ones who don't have to wait until your sixty-fifth birthday--and you others who are nearing the twilight years--be sure you have your burial arrangements taken care of. Do it tonight--at the very latest, tomorrow. For the next day may be too late. "The management, the staff, and the actors want to extend their respects to the wonderful old couple who played _their_ parts in tonight's real life drama. "Goodnight all!"