The Twins of Table Mountain, and Other StoriesHarte, Bret
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The Twins of Table Mountain, and Other Stories
Harte, Bret
American fiction -- 19th century; Western stories
The stranger noted his glance, and suddenly passed his hand thoughtfully
over his shaven cheeks. “No,” he said--“yes, surely, I forget--yes, I
see; of course you don't! Rosy,” turning to his wife, “of course Pinkney
doesn't know Phemie, eh?”
“No, nor ME either, Sol,” said that lady warningly.
“Certainly!” continued Sol. “It's his misfortune. You weren't with me
at Gold Hill.--Allow me,” he said, turning to Rand, “to present Mrs. Sol
Saunders, wife of the undersigned, and Miss Euphemia Neville, otherwise
known as the 'Marysville Pet,' the best variety actress known on the
provincial boards. Played Ophelia at Marysville, Friday; domestic drama
at Gold Hill, Saturday; Sunday night, four songs in character, different
dress each time, and a clog-dance. The best clog-dance on the Pacific
Slope,” he added in a stage aside. “The minstrels are crazy to get her
in 'Frisco. But money can't buy her--prefers the legitimate drama to
this sort of thing.” Here he took a few steps of a jig, to which the
“Marysville Pet” beat time with her feet, and concluded with a laugh
and a wink--the combined expression of an artist's admiration for her
ability, and a man of the world's scepticism of feminine ambition.
Miss Euphemia responded to the formal introduction by extending her hand
frankly with a re-assuring smile to Rand, and an utter obliviousness of
her former hauteur. Rand shook it warmly, and then dropped carelessly on
a rock beside them.
“And you never told me you lived up here in the attic, you rascal!”
continued Sol with a laugh.
“No,” replied Rand simply. “How could I? I never saw you before, that I
remember.”
Miss Euphemia stared at Sol. Mrs. Sol looked up in her lord's face, and
folded her arms in a resigned expression. Sol rose to his feet again,
and shaded his eyes with his hand, but this time quite seriously, and
gazed at Rand's smiling face.
“Good Lord! Do you mean to say your name isn't Pinkney?” he asked, with
a half embarrassed laugh.
“It IS Pinkney,” said Rand; “but I never met you before.”
“Didn't you come to see a young lady that joined my troupe at Gold Hill
last month, and say you'd meet me at Keeler's Ferry in a day or two?”
“No-o-o,” said Rand, with a good-humored laugh. “I haven't left this
mountain for two months.”
He might have added more; but his attention was directed to Miss
Euphemia, who during this short dialogue, having stuffed alternately her
handkerchief, the corner of her mantle, and her gloves, into her mouth,
restrained herself no longer, but gave way to an uncontrollable fit
of laughter. “O Sol!” she gasped explanatorily, as she threw herself
alternately against him, Mrs. Sol, and a bowlder, “you'll kill me yet!
O Lord! first we take possession of this man's property, then we claim
HIM.” The contemplation of this humorous climax affected her so that
she was fain at last to walk away, and confide the rest of her speech to
space.
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