VALENTINE.
A woman sometime scorns what best contents her.
Send her another; never give her o’er,
For scorn at first makes after-love the more.
If she do frown, ’tis not in hate of you,
But rather to beget more love in you.
If she do chide, ’tis not to have you gone,
Forwhy the fools are mad if left alone.
Take no repulse, whatever she doth say;
For “Get you gone” she doth not mean “Away!”
Flatter and praise, commend, extol their graces;
Though ne’er so black, say they have angels’ faces.
That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man
If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
DUKE.
But she I mean is promised by her friends
Unto a youthful gentleman of worth,
And kept severely from resort of men,
That no man hath access by day to her.
VALENTINE.
Why then, I would resort to her by night.
DUKE.
Ay, but the doors be locked and keys kept safe,
That no man hath recourse to her by night.
VALENTINE.
What lets but one may enter at her window?
DUKE.
Her chamber is aloft, far from the ground,
And built so shelving that one cannot climb it
Without apparent hazard of his life.
VALENTINE.
Why, then a ladder quaintly made of cords
To cast up with a pair of anchoring hooks,
Would serve to scale another Hero’s tower,
So bold Leander would adventure it.
DUKE.
Now, as thou art a gentleman of blood,
Advise me where I may have such a ladder.
VALENTINE.
When would you use it? Pray, sir, tell me that.
DUKE.
This very night; for Love is like a child
That longs for everything that he can come by.
VALENTINE.
By seven o’clock I’ll get you such a ladder.
DUKE.
But, hark thee: I will go to her alone;
How shall I best convey the ladder thither?
VALENTINE.
It will be light, my lord, that you may bear it
Under a cloak that is of any length.
DUKE.
A cloak as long as thine will serve the turn?
VALENTINE.
Ay, my good lord.
DUKE.
Then let me see thy cloak;
I’ll get me one of such another length.
VALENTINE.
Why, any cloak will serve the turn, my lord.
DUKE.
How shall I fashion me to wear a cloak?
I pray thee, let me feel thy cloak upon me.
[_Takes Valentine’s cloak and finds a letter and a rope ladder
concealed under it._]
What letter is this same? What’s here?—_To Silvia?_
And here an engine fit for my proceeding.
I’ll be so bold to break the seal for once.
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