_salons_ served some good purpose after all.
Francesca was not an early riser and her breakfast was only just
beginning to mobilise on the breakfast-table next morning when a copy of
_The Times_, sent by special messenger from her brother’s house, was
brought up to her room. A heavy margin of blue pencilling drew her
attention to a prominently-printed letter which bore the ironical
heading: “Julian Jull, Proconsul.” The matter of the letter was a cruel
dis-interment of some fatuous and forgotten speeches made by Sir Julian
to his constituents not many years ago, in which the value of some of our
Colonial possessions, particularly certain West Indian islands, was
decried in a medley of pomposity, ignorance and amazingly cheap humour.
The extracts given sounded weak and foolish enough, taken by themselves,
but the writer of the letter had interlarded them with comments of his
own, which sparkled with an ironical brilliance that was Cervantes-like
in its polished cruelty. Remembering her ordeal of the previous evening
Francesca permitted herself a certain feeling of amusement as she read
the merciless stabs inflicted on the newly-appointed Governor; then she
came to the signature at the foot of the letter, and the laughter died
out of her eyes. “Comus Bassington” stared at her from above a thick
layer of blue pencil lines marked by Henry Greech’s shaking hand.
Comus could no more have devised such a letter than he could have written
an Episcopal charge to the clergy of any given diocese. It was obviously
the work of Courtenay Youghal, and Comus, for a palpable purpose of his
own, had wheedled him into foregoing for once the pride of authorship in
a clever piece of political raillery, and letting his young friend stand
sponsor instead. It was a daring stroke, and there could be no question
as to its success; the secretaryship and the distant shark-girt island
faded away into the horizon of impossible things. Francesca, forgetting
the golden rule of strategy which enjoins a careful choosing of ground
and opportunity before entering on hostilities, made straight for the
bathroom door, behind which a lively din of splashing betokened that
Comus had at least begun his toilet.
“You wicked boy, what have you done?” she cried, reproachfully.
“Me washee,” came a cheerful shout; “me washee from the neck all the way
down to the merrythought, and now washee down from the merrythought to—”
“You have ruined your future. _The Times_ has printed that miserable
letter with your signature.”
A loud squeal of joy came from the bath. “Oh, Mummy! Let me see!”
There were sounds as of a sprawling dripping body clambering hastily out
of the bath. Francesca fled. One cannot effectively scold a moist
nineteen-year old boy clad only in a bath-towel and a cloud of steam.
Another messenger arrived before Francesca’s breakfast was over. This
one brought a letter from Sir Julian Jull, excusing himself from
fulfilment of the luncheon engagement.
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