Youghal sped townward well satisfied with himself. To-morrow, he
reflected, Elaine would read his speech in her morning paper, and he knew
in advance that it was not going to be one of his worst efforts. He knew
almost exactly where the punctuations of laughter and applause would
burst in, he knew that nimble fingers in the Press Gallery would be
taking down each gibe and argument as he flung it at the impassive
Minister confronting him, and that the fair lady of his desire would be
able to judge what manner of young man this was who spent his afternoon
in her garden, lazily chaffing himself and his world.
And he further reflected, with an amused chuckle, that she would be
vividly reminded of Comus for days to come, when she took her afternoon
tea, and saw the bread-and-butter reposing in an unaccustomed dish.
CHAPTER VII
TOWARDS four o’clock on a hot afternoon Francesca stepped out from a shop
entrance near the Piccadilly end of Bond Street and ran almost into the
arms of Merla Blathlington. The afternoon seemed to get instantly
hotter. Merla was one of those human flies that buzz; in crowded
streets, at bazaars and in warm weather, she attained to the proportions
of a human bluebottle. Lady Caroline Benaresq had openly predicted that
a special fly-paper was being reserved for her accommodation in another
world; others, however, held the opinion that she would be miraculously
multiplied in a future state, and that four or more Merla Blathlingtons,
according to deserts, would be in perpetual and unremitting attendance on
each lost soul.
“Here we are,” she cried, with a glad eager buzz, “popping in and out of
shops like rabbits; not that rabbits do pop in and out of shops very
extensively.”
It was evidently one of her bluebottle days.
“Don’t you love Bond Street?” she gabbled on. “There’s something so
unusual and distinctive about it; no other street anywhere else is quite
like it. Don’t you know those ikons and images and things scattered up
and down Europe, that are supposed to have been painted or carved, as the
case may be, by St. Luke or Zaccheus, or somebody of that sort; I always
like to think that some notable person of those times designed Bond
Street. St. Paul, perhaps. He travelled about a lot.”
“Not in Middlesex, though,” said Francesca.
“One can’t be sure,” persisted Merla; “when one wanders about as much as
he did one gets mixed up and forgets where one _has_ been. I can never
remember whether I’ve been to the Tyrol twice and St. Moritz once, or the
other way about; I always have to ask my maid. And there’s something
about the name Bond that suggests St. Paul; didn’t he write a lot about
the bond and the free?”
“I fancy he wrote in Hebrew or Greek,” objected Francesca; “the word
wouldn’t have the least resemblance.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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