Great Britain -- Social conditions -- 19th century; London (England) -- Description and travel
There was early coffee to be got about Covent-garden Market, and that was
more company—warm company, too, which was better. Toast of a very
substantial quality, was likewise procurable: though the towzled-headed
man who made it, in an inner chamber within the coffee-room, hadn’t got
his coat on yet, and was so heavy with sleep that in every interval of
toast and coffee he went off anew behind the partition into complicated
cross-roads of choke and snore, and lost his way directly. Into one of
these establishments (among the earliest) near Bow-street, there came one
morning as I sat over my houseless cup, pondering where to go next, a man
in a high and long snuff-coloured coat, and shoes, and, to the best of my
belief, nothing else but a hat, who took out of his hat a large cold meat
pudding; a meat pudding so large that it was a very tight fit, and
brought the lining of the hat out with it. This mysterious man was known
by his pudding, for on his entering, the man of sleep brought him a pint
of hot tea, a small loaf, and a large knife and fork and plate. Left to
himself in his box, he stood the pudding on the bare table, and, instead
of cutting it, stabbed it, overhand, with the knife, like a mortal enemy;
then took the knife out, wiped it on his sleeve, tore the pudding asunder
with his fingers, and ate it all up. The remembrance of this man with
the pudding remains with me as the remembrance of the most spectral
person my houselessness encountered. Twice only was I in that
establishment, and twice I saw him stalk in (as I should say, just out of
bed, and presently going back to bed), take out his pudding, stab his
pudding, wipe the dagger, and eat his pudding all up. He was a man whose
figure promised cadaverousness, but who had an excessively red face,
though shaped like a horse’s. On the second occasion of my seeing him,
he said huskily to the man of sleep, ‘Am I red to-night?’ ‘You are,’ he
uncompromisingly answered. ‘My mother,’ said the spectre, ‘was a
red-faced woman that liked drink, and I looked at her hard when she laid
in her coffin, and I took the complexion.’ Somehow, the pudding seemed
an unwholesome pudding after that, and I put myself in its way no more.
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