Great Britain -- Social conditions -- 19th century; London (England) -- Description and travel
Mr. Testator was beginning to stammer that he was not aware—when the
visitor slipped past him, into the chambers. There, in a goblin way
which froze Mr. Testator to the marrow, he examined, first, the
writing-table, and said, ‘Mine;’ then, the easy-chair, and said, ‘Mine;’
then, the bookcase, and said, ‘Mine;’ then, turned up a corner of the
carpet, and said, ‘Mine!’ in a word, inspected every item of furniture
from the cellar, in succession, and said, ‘Mine!’ Towards the end of
this investigation, Mr. Testator perceived that he was sodden with
liquor, and that the liquor was gin. He was not unsteady with gin,
either in his speech or carriage; but he was stiff with gin in both
particulars.
Mr. Testator was in a dreadful state, for (according to his making out of
the story) the possible consequences of what he had done in recklessness
and hardihood, flashed upon him in their fulness for the first time.
When they had stood gazing at one another for a little while, he
tremulously began:
‘Sir, I am conscious that the fullest explanation, compensation, and
restitution, are your due. They shall be yours. Allow me to entreat
that, without temper, without even natural irritation on your part, we
may have a little—’
‘Drop of something to drink,’ interposed the stranger. ‘I am agreeable.’
Mr. Testator had intended to say, ‘a little quiet conversation,’ but with
great relief of mind adopted the amendment. He produced a decanter of
gin, and was bustling about for hot water and sugar, when he found that
his visitor had already drunk half of the decanter’s contents. With hot
water and sugar the visitor drank the remainder before he had been an
hour in the chambers by the chimes of the church of St. Mary in the
Strand; and during the process he frequently whispered to himself,
‘Mine!’
The gin gone, and Mr. Testator wondering what was to follow it, the
visitor rose and said, with increased stiffness, ‘At what hour of the
morning, sir, will it be convenient?’ Mr. Testator hazarded, ‘At ten?’
‘Sir,’ said the visitor, ‘at ten, to the moment, I shall be here.’ He
then contemplated Mr. Testator somewhat at leisure, and said, ‘God bless
you! How is your wife?’ Mr. Testator (who never had a wife) replied
with much feeling, ‘Deeply anxious, poor soul, but otherwise well.’ The
visitor thereupon turned and went away, and fell twice in going
down-stairs. From that hour he was never heard of. Whether he was a
ghost, or a spectral illusion of conscience, or a drunken man who had no
business there, or the drunken rightful owner of the furniture, with a
transitory gleam of memory; whether he got safe home, or had no time to
get to; whether he died of liquor on the way, or lived in liquor ever
afterwards; he never was heard of more. This was the story, received
with the furniture and held to be as substantial, by its second possessor
in an upper set of chambers in grim Lyons Inn.
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