Great Britain -- Social conditions -- 19th century; London (England) -- Description and travel
Hundreds of times did I hear this legend of Captain Murderer, in my early
youth, and added hundreds of times was there a mental compulsion upon me
in bed, to peep in at his window as the dark twin peeped, and to revisit
his horrible house, and look at him in his blue and spotty and screaming
stage, as he reached from floor to ceiling and from wall to wall. The
young woman who brought me acquainted with Captain Murderer had a
fiendish enjoyment of my terrors, and used to begin, I remember—as a sort
of introductory overture—by clawing the air with both hands, and uttering
a long low hollow groan. So acutely did I suffer from this ceremony in
combination with this infernal Captain, that I sometimes used to plead I
thought I was hardly strong enough and old enough to hear the story again
just yet. But, she never spared me one word of it, and indeed commanded
the awful chalice to my lips as the only preservative known to science
against ‘The Black Cat’—a weird and glaring-eyed supernatural Tom, who
was reputed to prowl about the world by night, sucking the breath of
infancy, and who was endowed with a special thirst (as I was given to
understand) for mine.
This female bard—may she have been repaid my debt of obligation to her in
the matter of nightmares and perspirations!—reappears in my memory as the
daughter of a shipwright. Her name was Mercy, though she had none on me.
There was something of a shipbuilding flavour in the following story. As
it always recurs to me in a vague association with calomel pills, I
believe it to have been reserved for dull nights when I was low with
medicine.
There was once a shipwright, and he wrought in a Government Yard, and his
name was Chips. And his father’s name before him was Chips, and _his_
father’s name before _him_ was Chips, and they were all Chipses. And
Chips the father had sold himself to the Devil for an iron pot and a
bushel of tenpenny nails and half a ton of copper and a rat that could
speak; and Chips the grandfather had sold himself to the Devil for an
iron pot and a bushel of tenpenny nails and half a ton of copper and a
rat that could speak; and Chips the great-grandfather had disposed of
himself in the same direction on the same terms; and the bargain had run
in the family for a long, long time. So, one day, when young Chips was
at work in the Dock Slip all alone, down in the dark hold of an old
Seventy-four that was haled up for repairs, the Devil presented himself,
and remarked:
‘A Lemon has pips,
And a Yard has ships,
And _I_’ll have Chips!’
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