Great Britain -- Social conditions -- 19th century; London (England) -- Description and travel
(I don’t know why, but this fact of the Devil’s expressing himself in
rhyme was peculiarly trying to me.) Chips looked up when he heard the
words, and there he saw the Devil with saucer eyes that squinted on a
terrible great scale, and that struck out sparks of blue fire
continually. And whenever he winked his eyes, showers of blue sparks
came out, and his eyelashes made a clattering like flints and steels
striking lights. And hanging over one of his arms by the handle was an
iron pot, and under that arm was a bushel of tenpenny nails, and under
his other arm was half a ton of copper, and sitting on one of his
shoulders was a rat that could speak. So, the Devil said again:
‘A Lemon has pips,
And a Yard has ships,
And _I_’ll have Chips!’
(The invariable effect of this alarming tautology on the part of the Evil
Spirit was to deprive me of my senses for some moments.) So, Chips
answered never a word, but went on with his work. ‘What are you doing,
Chips?’ said the rat that could speak. ‘I am putting in new planks where
you and your gang have eaten old away,’ said Chips. ‘But we’ll eat them
too,’ said the rat that could speak; ‘and we’ll let in the water and
drown the crew, and we’ll eat them too.’ Chips, being only a shipwright,
and not a Man-of-war’s man, said, ‘You are welcome to it.’ But he
couldn’t keep his eyes off the half a ton of copper or the bushel of
tenpenny nails; for nails and copper are a shipwright’s sweethearts, and
shipwrights will run away with them whenever they can. So, the Devil
said, ‘I see what you are looking at, Chips. You had better strike the
bargain. You know the terms. Your father before you was well acquainted
with them, and so were your grandfather and great-grandfather before
him.’ Says Chips, ‘I like the copper, and I like the nails, and I don’t
mind the pot, but I don’t like the rat.’ Says the Devil, fiercely, ‘You
can’t have the metal without him—and _he’s_ a curiosity. I’m going.’
Chips, afraid of losing the half a ton of copper and the bushel of nails,
then said, ‘Give us hold!’ So, he got the copper and the nails and the
pot and the rat that could speak, and the Devil vanished. Chips sold the
copper, and he sold the nails, and he would have sold the pot; but
whenever he offered it for sale, the rat was in it, and the dealers
dropped it, and would have nothing to say to the bargain. So, Chips
resolved to kill the rat, and, being at work in the Yard one day with a
great kettle of hot pitch on one side of him and the iron pot with the
rat in it on the other, he turned the scalding pitch into the pot, and
filled it full. Then, he kept his eye upon it till it cooled and
hardened, and then he let it stand for twenty days, and then he heated
the pitch again and turned it back into the kettle, and then he sank the
pot in water for twenty days more, and then he got the smelters to put it
in the furnace for twenty days more, and then they gave it him out, red
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