Among the Olympians who sat in the magic semicircle at the mouth of
their own private tent and enjoyed the President's whisky and cigars
and the privilege of personal intercourse with him was a foxy-looking
man with large ears and large spectacles. Julius Weiss by name, he
had migrated from his native Germany thirty years before, and by
specializing in what was technically known as "a threepenny hair-cut"
had risen to the position of a master hair-dresser with six shops
of his own in the city. A man of keen intelligence and cosmopolitan
outlook, there were times in the course of the afternoon when he seemed
to claim more of the President's attention than the ostensible business
in hand.
"No, I don't trust our gov'ment," said Josiah for the tenth time,
when a cornet solo, the Battle of Prague ("Bandsman Rosher") had been
brought to a triumphant close. "Never have trusted 'em if it comes to
that."
"That's because you're a blooming Tory," ventured the only hungry
looking member of an extremely well-nourished looking committee--an
obvious intellectual with piercing black eyes and fiercely picturesque
mustache whose hue was as the raven.
"Politics is barred, Lewis!" It was the President's Saturday morning
manner at the City Hall, but its austerity was tactfully mitigated by
a dexterous passing of the cigar box. "We ought to go in now ... this
minute. What do you say, Weiss?"
The master hair-dresser screwed up a pair of vulpine eyes and then
replied in a low harsh guttural, "It is a big t'ing to fight Chermany."
"We are not afraid of you," interjected a pugnacious Committee-man.
"Don't you think that."
The President held up a stern finger. "No, no, Jennings." It was a
breach of taste and the President glared at the offender from under
his cabbage leaf. He had a deep instinct for fair play, a curious
impartiality that enabled him to see the merits of Weiss as a taxpayer
and a citizen. In the lump he approved of Germans as little as any
one else, but such a man as Weiss with his unceasing industry, his
organizing capacity, his business ability and his social qualities was
a real asset to the city.
The little hair-dresser broke a solemn pause. "_We_ are not ready
for war." He stressed the "we" to the plain annoyance of several
committee-men, although Josiah was not of the number. "A month from now
they'll be in Paris."
"I don't think," said the truculent Jennings.
"You'll see, my tear," said Julius Weiss.
IX
At five o'clock Maria and Aunt Gerty arrived on the scene.
Blackhampton's future mayoress had been taken very firmly in hand by
her step-sister who was fully determined that the social credit of
Alderman Munt should not be lowered in the sight of the world. Gerty
had really taken enormous pains with a naturally timid and weakly
constituted member of society.
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