The tea was lukewarm and undrinkable, the bread and butter was thick
and so uninviting that both ladies were sure it was margarine, but
after a moment's hesitation in which she felt the stern eye of Josiah
upon her, the heroic Gerty dexterously removed one white glove and came
to grips with a plate of buttered buns. In the buns were undeniable
currants, and their genial presence enabled Gerty to make a spirited
bluff at consuming them.
Where Gerty walked, Maria must not fear to tread. The ladies got
somehow through their second tea and then they were haled into the
open, past the bandstand and through the crowd surrounding it, to the
large tent containing the exhibits. Here, in a select corner, draped
with festoons of red cloth, were the prizes which Maria, half an hour
hence, would be called upon to distribute with her own white-gloved
hands to the victorious competitors.
The heat in the tent being unbearable the President's party had it to
themselves. Therefore Maria's audible groan at the sight of the task
before her was heard by none save her lord.
"Bear up, Mother," Josiah's tone was a highly judicious blend of
sternness, banter and persuasion. "It's not as if you had to make a
speech, you know. And if you did have there's nobody here who'd bite
you. I'd see to that."
This was encouraging, yet certain gyrations of the black and white
parasol betrayed to the lynx-eyed Gerty the sinister presence of stage
fright. "Maria," said the inexorable monitress, "you must show Spirit.
Hold your sunshade as I've shown you. Keep your chin up. And try to
smile."
This counsel of perfection was, at the moment, clearly beyond Maria.
But the President's nod approved it, and Gerty, one of those powerful
spirits that loves to do with public affairs, proceeded on a flute-like
note, "Dear me, what lovely prizes!"
It was hyperbole to speak of the prizes as lovely, but it was, of
course, the correct thing to say, and in the ear of Josiah the correct
thing was said in the correct way. It would have been difficult for the
duchess herself to have bettered that pure note of lofty enthusiasm.
"Not so bad, Gert, are they? What do you think o' that little vawse?
Presented by Coppin, the jeweler."
To assess the gift of Coppin, the jeweler, it was necessary for Miss
Preston to bring into action her famous tortoiseshell folders. She had
no need for glasses at all. But Lawyer Mossop's aunt, the late Miss
Selina Gregg, had aroused in her a passion for their use on appropriate
occasions. "A ducky little vahse!" That vexed word was pronounced after
the manner of the late Miss Gregg, from whose practice there was no
appeal.
"Not so bad--for Coppin. Better anyway than his silver-plated eggstand
last year."
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