Bill Hollis defensively went on with his bitter. He was consumed with
scorn of a person whom he had once respected immensely. She was found
out, the shallow fool, fringe and back hair included! When he came to
the end of the pint, he paused a moment in the midst of the pleasant
sensations it had inspired and then decided that he would have another,
not because he wanted another, but because he felt that it would annoy
this Toplofty Crackpot.
The second pint did annoy the T.C., annoyed her obviously; emotionally
she was a very obvious lady. But it was odd that Bill Hollis, shaken to
the depths by a world catastrophe, should desire a cheap revenge and
stoop to gratify it. Perhaps it was a case of multiple personality.
There were several Bill Hollises in this moment of destiny.
There was the Bill Hollis who gave the defiant order for another pint
of bitter, the Bill Hollis who paid for it with truculent coolness,
the Bill Hollis who bore it to the window the better to regard the
somber stream of fellow citizens flowing steadily in the direction of
the Market Place, the Bill Hollis who took a beer-stained copy of the
Blackhampton _Tribune_ from a table with a marble top and glanced at
the portentous headings of its many columns. And finally there was
the Bill Hollis who suddenly heard with a sick thrill that came very
near to nausea a footfall heavily familiar and a voice outside in the
passage.
Could it be...! Could it be that...!
There was a look of obvious triumph on the almost unnaturally fair
countenance of Miss Searson. In her grim eyes was "I told you so!"
The ex-barman, in the peril of the moment, glanced hastily around, but
the eyes of Miss Searson assured him that he was a rat and that he was
caught in a trap. Moreover they assured him that if ever rat deserved
a fate so ignominious, William Hollis was the name of that rodent. And
the loathsome animal had time to recall before that voice and those
footsteps were able to enter the private bar that sixteen years ago
Miss Searson had been the witness of a certain incident. And if her
warlike bearing meant anything she was now looking for a repetition,
with modern improvements and variations.
Escape was impossible, that was clear. And on the strength of a fact so
obvious all the various kinds of Bill Hollises promptly came together
and decided to hand over the body politic to the only Bill Hollis who
could hope to deal with the crisis. This was the Bill Hollis who had
had a pint and a half of his father-in-law's excellent bitter and felt
immeasurably the better for it.
As a measure of precaution this Bill Hollis spread wide the _Tribune_
and by taking cover behind it greatly reassured his brethren. None of
the others would have had the wit to think of that. Even as it was only
a pint and a half of a very choice brew enabled the device to be put
coolly and quietly into practice.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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