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"I can't answer for the men!" she laughed; "but if you ask me as to the
women, I'm afraid I'll have to plead guilty. We are all snobs, on that
basis, Mr. Burgoyne. It's only a matter of degree."
"Everything is a matter of degree," Burgoyne answered, "from the powder
on your face to a municipal councilman's venality."
"Is there any powder on my face?" she demanded.
"Altogether impersonal," he assured her.
"But is there?--I detest powder!"
"So does every man--if the women only could be made to believe it. If
there is one thing that is disgusting, it is a white-washed face. Let
them put it on if they must, but let them rub it off--all of it. A
shiny nose isn't half as bad as a powder-smeared one."
"Mr. Burgoyne, I must know if there is any powder on my face," she
repeated tragically, facing him.
He looked long and carefully--so long and so carefully, indeed, that
she dropped her eyes, though she did not turn her head.
"No," he answered. "There isn't a single trace."
"Did it require so long to make sure?" she asked.
"I was looking----"
"Yes--I noticed you looking," she remarked.
"I was looking for--powder. If you think I might be mistaken, I will
look again."
"You couldn't be mistaken--after such a critical and
prolonged--scrutiny!" she laughed. "And it won't be necessary to look
again, sir--just at present."
"Will the 'present' be very long?" he queried, with assumed gravity.
"I cannot tell--it will depend."
"Upon what?"
"Circumstances."
"Of what nature?"
"Of different natures--yours and mine."
"More especially yours, I presume?"
"No--yours, I should say," she replied.
"Why mine?"
"To give you something to guess."
"I'm a poor guesser," he protested.
"I thought as much!" she mocked. "It's a masculine failing,
I--understand."
"Say rather it is a faculty distinctly feminine--and raised to the nth
degree."
"What are you two talking about?" demanded Pendleton.
"I haven't the slightest idea!" Miss Emerson answered. "Have you, Mr.
Burgoyne?"
"If I have, I can't find it."
"Who ever knows what they are talking about at a dinner party?" said
Pendleton. "Moreover, who cares? It's all bubbles, usually, that burst
the moment they are blown."
"Is it?" asked Miss Emerson, with a significant smile.
"Dinner talk I mean," explained Pendleton. "Occasionally we strike
deeper--then it's something else than bubbles."
"How do you distinguish?" Burgoyne asked.
"Most people don't, my friend--hence the bubbles."
"Precisely--you're one of the don'ts," said Pendleton.
"Which being the case, let us change to something more entertaining
than bubbles," Burgoyne retorted. "I'll take Miss Emerson, and you
amuse yourself for a space with your left-hand opponent."
* * * * * * * * * * *
"What do you think of Miss Emerson?" Pendleton asked when, several
hours later, he and Burgoyne sat smoking on the terrace.
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