Rich people -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Couldn't you see quite as well without being in it?"
"Possibly--but I want to be in it.--Never refuse anything that promises
enjoyment if you can accept, is my policy. I'm beginning to follow the
line of least resistance--I've reached the age to justify it."
"Piffle!" said Pendleton--"you talk like a man of sixty."
"I'm thirty-four, which is quite old enough to warrant one in taking
things by the smooth handle."
"Even Mrs. Emerson?"
"Even Mrs. Emerson. Moreover, I want to observe the daughter--and the
table is an excellent place."
"You want to observe the daughter?" Pendleton inflected.
"Sure I do! Isn't there a campaign on to marry her to our old friend
Devereux? I want to look her over--and, as I said, I don't know a
better place than the table for the display of one's manners and
inherent breeding--or the lack of them."
"Don't you think that Devereux is competent to judge for himself?"
"No one is competent to judge where the heart is involved; but don't
think that I shall offer him advice--Lord, no! I only want to see for
my own satisfaction--and Miss Emerson is a strikingly handsome girl."
"The latter is nearer the truth, I reckon!" laughed Pendleton. "I
should think you would have had a surfeit of pretty girls in three
years' picking abroad."
"I never get surfeited with pretty girls. I'm like the chap in the
song--'Oh, you dear delightful women, why, I simply love you all.'
That's piffle, too, I suppose."
"Not at all," Pendleton observed. "I should call it a simple ebullition
of spirits--otherwise plain drunk."
"Who--I?"
"No--not you--the fellow in the song. There will be a bunch more here,
with similar delusions, about--eleven o'clock."
They smoked a while in silence, with a bow, now and then, to some one
that passed, or a word about some one that arrived or departed. The
piazza was filling up with the late comers, and with those from the
grill-room. The tables were being set for dinner--rubber-shod waiters
flitted about--the tinkle of glasses and the hiss of siphons punctuated
the chatter of the crowd.
"How many are actually enjoying themselves?" said Pendleton with a wave
of his hand to include every one on the piazza.
"Possibly half," Burgoyne answered--"the rest are bored to death."
"Half!" Pendleton laughed. "There isn't one in ten who wouldn't rather
be somewhere else at this moment."
"Then there are about a hundred and fifty people who are putting up an
amazingly good bluff."
"Bluff! What does that signify? Life is made up of bluff. We all are
bluffers--it's a game of bluffer and bluffee--with the devil getting
the one who is bluffed too often."
"You run to over-statements this afternoon!" Burgoyne remarked. "What
is the matter; been pinched in the stock market--has some girl given
you the mit--or are you letting some fool doctor tinker at you?"
"Which do you think it is?"
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