Pulp literature -- Authorship -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Time travel -- Fiction
He broke off and glanced up at some people who were threading through
the restaurant toward our table. There came a man followed by a couple.
The lone man I knew, although I never remember his name. He's a quiet
little fellow who smokes what looks like his father's pipe. Joey says
he's past forty and still lives with his folks, who treat him like a
child.
One of the pair was Jinx MacDougal. He turns out a fantastic quantity
of detective fiction. None of his yarns are outstanding; in fact
they're all on a consistent pulp level. That happens to be why he sells
so much. Editors can always depend on Jinx never to fail them.
Jinx had a stranger with him. He was a tall, slender young man with
scanty, tow-colored hair. He wore thick glasses that made his eyes look
blurry and he was dressed in a sweater and ridiculously tight little
knickers. He smiled shyly, and I could swear his teeth were false, they
were so even.
I said, "You've got a helluva nerve, Jinx, if this guy's an editor."
And I really meant it. Editors are taboo at the luncheon, it being the
only chance we get to knock them in unison.
Jinx said, "Hi, everybody! This here's a white man that'll interest
you. Name of Dugan. Found him up in one of the publishing offices
trying to locate the pulp slaves. Says he's got a story."
I said, "Pass, friend, and have a drink on us."
Jinx sat and Dugan sat. He smiled again and gazed at us eagerly as
though we were the flower of American Letters. Then he studied the
table and it looked as though he were itemizing the plates and glasses
all the while Jinx was making introductions.
Belcher said, "Another customer for you, Joey. Even if Jinx hadn't
given it away, I could have told you he was a writer. Land-sakes! I can
smell the manuscript in his back pocket."
Dugan looked embarrassed. He said, "Oh no--Really--I've just got a
story idea, so to speak, I--"
He said at lot more but I couldn't understand him. He mumbled something
like Mallison, only his speech was very sharp and clipped. It sounded
like a phonograph record with every other syllable cut out.
Jinx said, "Dugan comes from your home town, Mallison."
"Whereabouts?" Mallison asked.
"Knights Road."
"Knights Road? You sure?"
Dugan nodded.
Mallison said, "Hell, man, that's impossible. Knights Road starts
outside the town and runs through the old quarry."
"Oh--" Dugan looked flustered. "Well, there's a new vention."
"A new what?"
"Vention--" Dugan stopped. Then he said, "A new development. That's a
slang word."
Mallison said, "Why, man, I was back home less than a month ago. Wasn't
any development then."
Belcher said, "Maybe it's very new."
Dugan didn't say anything more. I hadn't listened much because I was
busy watching his fingers. He had one hand partially concealed under
the table, but I could see that he was fumbling nervously with an odd
contraption that looked like a piece of old clock.
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