Caribbean Area -- Fiction; Disguise -- Fiction; Entomologists -- Fiction; Heiresses -- Fiction; Love stories
The gogglesome one’s grip slid a little lower. The car had now stopped,
and the conductor came forward, brandishing what was apparently the
wand of authority, designed to be symbolic rather than utile, since at
no point was it thicker than a man’s finger. From a safe distance on
the running-board, he flourished this, whooping the while in a shrill
and dissuasive manner. Somewhere down the street was heard a responsive
yell, and a small, jerky, olive-green _policia_ pranced into view.
Thereupon a strange thing happened. The rescuing knight relaxed his
grip, leaped the back of his seat, dropped off the car, and darted like
a hunted hare across a compound, around a wall, and so into the
unknown, deserting his lady fair, if not precisely in the hour of
greatest need, at least in a situation fraught with untoward
possibilities. Indeed, it seemed as if these possibilities might
promptly become actualities, for the diplomat turned his stimulated
wrath upon the girl, and was addressing her in tones too emphatic to be
mistaken when a large angular form interposed itself, landing with a
flying leap on the seat between them.
“Move!” the newly arrived one briefly bade Herr von Plaanden.
Herr von Plaanden, feeling the pressure of a shoulder formed upon the
generous lines of a gorilla’s, and noting the approach of the _policia_
on the other side, was fain to obey.
“Don’t you be scared, miss,” said Cluff, turning to the girl. “It’s all
over.”
“I’m not frightened,” she said, with a catch in her voice.
“Of course you ain’t,” he agreed reassuringly. “You just sit quiet—”
“But I—I—I’m _mad_, clean through.”
“You gotta right. You gotta perfect right. Now, if this was New York,
I’d spread that gold-laced guy’s face—”
“I’m not angry at him. Not particularly, I mean.”
“No?” queried her friend in need. “What got your goat, then?”
Miss Brewster shot a quick and scornful glance over her shoulder.
“Oh, _him!_” interpreted the athlete. “Well, he made his get-away like
a man with some reason for being elsewhere.”
“Reason enough. He was afraid.”
“Maybe. Being afraid’s a queer thing,” remarked her escort
academically. “Now, me, I’m afraid of a fuzzy caterpillar. But I ain’t
exactly timid about other things.”
“You certainly aren’t. And I don’t know how to thank you.”
“Aw, that’s awright, miss. What else could I do? Our departed friend,
Professor Goggle-Eye, when he made his jump, landed right in my shirt
front. ‘Take my place,’ he says; ‘I’ve got an engagement.’ Well, I was
just moving forward, anyway, so it was no trouble at all, I assure
you,” asserted the doughty Cluff, achieving a truly elegant conclusion.
“Most fortunate for me,” said the girl sweetly. “Mr. Perkins scuttled
away like one of his own little wretched beetles. When I see him
again—”
“Again? Oh, well, if he’s a friend of yours, accourse he’d awtuv stood
by—”
“He isn’t!” she declared, with unnecessary vehemence.
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