Apparently Perkins held the same belief. Stepping aside, he abruptly sat down on the end of the bench, facing the fountain and not four feet from it. His head drooped a little forward; his hands dropped between his knees; one foot—but Cluff, the athlete, was the only one to note this—edged backward and turned to secure a firm hold on the pavement. Carroll stepped over in front of him and stood nonplused. He half drew his hand back, then let it fall. “I can’t hit a man sitting down,” he muttered distressfully. Perkins’s set face relaxed. “Running true to tradition,” he observed, pleasantly enough. “I didn’t think you would. See here, Mr. Carroll, I’m sorry that I laughed at your name. In fact, I didn’t really laugh at your name at all. It was at something quite different which came into my mind at that moment.” “Your apology is accepted so far,” returned the other stiffly. “But that doesn’t settle the other account between us, when we meet again. Or do you choose to threaten me with jail for that, also?” “No. It’s easier to keep out of your way.” “Good Lord!” cried the Southerner in disgust. “Are you afraid of everything?” “Why, no!” Perkins rose, smiling at him with perfect equanimity. “As a matter of fact, if you’re interested to know, I wasn’t particularly afraid of Von Plaanden, and, if I may say so without offense, I’m not particularly afraid of you.” Carroll studied him intently. “By Jove, I believe you aren’t! I give it up!” he cried desperately. “You’re crazy, I reckon—or else I am.” And he took himself off without the formality of a farewell to the others. Raimonda, with a courteous bow to his companions, followed him. Wearily the goggled one sank back in his seat. Cluff moved across, planting himself exactly where Carroll had stood. “Perkins!” “Eh?” responded the sitter absently. “What would you do if I should bat you one in the eye?” “Eh, what?” “What would you do to me?” “You, too?” cried the bewildered Perkins. “Why on earth—” “You’d dive into my knees, wouldn’t you, and tip me over backward?” “Oh, that!” A slow grin overspread the space beneath the glasses. “That was the idea.” “I know the trick. It’s a good one—except for the guy that gets it.” “It wouldn’t have hurt him. He’d have landed in the fountain.” “So he would. What then?” “Oh, I’d have held him there till he got cooled off, and then made a run for it. A wet man can’t catch a dry man.” “Say, son, _you’re_ a dry one, all right.” “Eh?” “Wake up! I’m saying you’re all right.” “Much obliged.” “You certainly took enough off him to rile a sheep. Why didn’t you do it?” “Do what?” “Tip him in.” Perkins glanced upward at the balcony where the vines had closed upon a face that smiled. “Oh,” he said mildly, “he’s a friend of a friend of mine.” IV. TWO ON A MOUNTAIN-SIDE