“Too bad indeed,” Brinnaria pursued; “it would be bad enough from
anybody in his position, from him it is ten times worse than from anyone
else. You know how individual Almo is, how almost peculiar he looks,
how no one would mistake him for anyone else or forget him or fail to
recognize him. I have often tried to analyze the factors that go to
make him look so striking, but I cannot. He is perfectly proportioned
in every measurement, yet, somehow, he has a long-armed and long-legged
appearance different from that of any young man in Rome, he gives almost
the effect of reminding one of a spider or of a grasshopper or of
a daddy-long-legs. It makes him the most conspicuous, the most
recognizable man in all Rome. Why, if your son were to mingle in a
crowd, habited like any other boy in that crowd and Almo did the same,
and nobody in the crowd had any reason to expect to see either, Almo
would most likely be noticed sooner than Antoninus, recognized more
generally, more readily, further off and quicker.”
“You are right,” Aurelius mused, “I never thought of that, but Almo is
unforgettable, striking and arresting to the eye beyond any lad in our
nobility.”
“And being what he is,” Brinnaria raged, “he must needs arrange that
nearly every crowd I am in should see him at the same time as me.
Already thousands of reputable Romans must remember seeing us at the
same glance. Before long the majority will be ready to recall, if the
subject is broached, that they have habitually seen him wherever they
saw me. Some one will start the talk and presently all Rome will buzz
with the gossip that we are continually seen together. A charming state
of affairs for me if some busybody or some enemy of mine raises the
question of my fitness for my holy duties! I have protested. I’ve had
Vocco go to Almo and urge all these considerations on him, and the silly
boy says he can’t live without seeing me, that he longs for the sight
of me so he cannot control himself. How’s that for lover’s folly? One
minute he can’t live away from Rome, he loves Rome more than he loves
me; the next minute I’m the one object on earth which he must behold or
die. I’ve no patience with such imbecility.”
“And I have very little,” said the Emperor; “just enough to imagine a
better way of disburdening you and of disposing of Almo than banishing
him would be. The lad is far too good to be wasting his time with the
horse-jockeys and charioteers and ostlers of the Greens, or brutalizing
himself with the companionship of ruffianly prize-fighters, belonging to
this or that speculator in the flesh of ferocious savages. He must find
some outlet for his energies and interests and is carried away by the
fashionable mania, which is corrupting our whole population, especially
our young nobles, and which, even at his tender age, fills the thoughts
of my son, to the despair of his tutors.
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