The Upas Tree: A Christmas Story for all the YearBarclay, Florence L. (Florence Louisa)
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The Upas Tree: A Christmas Story for all the Year
Barclay, Florence L. (Florence Louisa)
Christmas stories
"You are telling me about the 'cello," said Aubrey, quietly. "But in
order to arrive at the 'cello we had to hear about your visit to the
publishers with your mass of manuscript, which resulted from having
acquired in Central Africa the useful habit of not needing more than
half an hour of sleep in the twenty-four; which, possibly, Dick Cameron
did not consider sufficient. Doctors are apt to be faddy in such
matters. Whereupon you, naturally, told him you were perfectly fit."
"Ah, yes, I remember," said Ronnie. "Am I spinning rather a yarn?"
"Not at all, my dear fellow. Do not hurry. We have the whole evening
before us--night, if necessary. You can put in your half-hour at any
time, I suppose; and I can dispense with sleep for once. It is not often
one has the chance of spending a night in the company of a noted
author, an African traveller straight from the jungle, and the man who
has married one's favourite cousin. I am all delighted attention. What
did your friend Dick Cameron say?"
"Well, I met him as I was hurrying back to the hotel, carrying the
Infant, who did not appear to advantage in the exceedingly plain brown
canvas bag which was all they could give me at Zimmermann's. When I get
home I shall consult Helen, and we shall order the best case
procurable."
"Naturally. Probably Helen will advise a bassinet by night, and a
perambulator by day."
Ronnie looked perplexed. "Why a bassinet?" he said.
"The _Infant_, you know."
"Oh--ah, yes, I see. Well, of course I wanted to introduce the Infant
properly to Dick Cameron, but he objected when I began taking it out of
its bag in the street. He suggested that it might take cold--it
certainly is a dank day. Also that there are so many by-laws and
regulations in Leipzig connected with things you may not do in the
streets, that probably if you took a 'cello out of its case and stood
admiring it in the midst of the crowded thoroughfare, you would get run
in by a policeman. Dick said: 'Arrest of the Infant of Prague in the
Streets of Leipzig' would make just the kind of sensational headline
beloved by newspapers. I realised that he was right. It would have
distressed Helen, besides being a most unfortunate way for her to hear
first of the Infant. Helen is a great stickler for respectability."
Aubrey Treherne's pale countenance turned a shade paler. His thin lips
curved into the semblance of a smile.
"Ah, yes," he said, "of course. Helen is a great stickler for
respectability. Well? So you gave up undressing your Infant in the
street?"
Again Ronnie's eager face took on a look of perplexity.
"I did not propose undressing it," he said.
"I only wanted to take it out of its bag."
"I see. Quite a simple matter. Well? Owing to our absurd police
regulations you were prevented from doing this. What happened next?"
"Dick suggested that we should go to his rooms. Arrived there he ceased
to take any interest in my 'cello, clapped me into a chair, and stuck a
beastly thermometer into my mouth."
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