I only just caught the third and last Commissioner in time. We watched
his tree stump sinking out of sight together.
The ground began to quiver uneasily.
"Let us get out of here with all haste."
I followed the direction of the court with proper professional zeal.
And we just made it to the safe stressed-concrete surface of the old
freeway when the park melted completely into a stark framework of
aluminum. Seated in the middle and peering at us through the aluminum
cage were the other two Commissioners. They did not seem particularly
happy.
Around them in a widening belt there opened up a pit of gleaming
aluminum, melting, so to speak, towards the horizon on all sides.
"You realize, I suppose, Mr. Jones," said the bald Commissioner beside
me, "that your client is in the process of eating up the Earth." He
breathed heavily.
Lood was beaming and hopping up and down at the success of his
experiment. I touched him in the general area of a shoulder. He looked
at me.
"No," I said firmly, shaking my head.
"No?"
"No!"
His round eyes became tearful and his little green body shook.
"Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear."
"Antiseptics?" I asked.
"Oh, yus," he confirmed sadly.
* * * * *
Very fortunately, the fire department was still observing my
client--and me, I suspected afterwards, ridiculous as that may seem.
This time it took them several hours of deep spraying and drilling to
confine the area. A vast saucer of aluminum remained.
"Useful for signalling to stars, oh, yus?" asked Lood, hopefully.
"Oh, no," I said.
A threatening cough made me turn round to see the three Commissioners
staring at me.
"Mr. Jones...."
"... you have now destroyed the Courthouse, the Public Library and five
city blocks...."
"... and buried them under a filthy layer of dust...."
"and reduced a park into a great garbage pit...."
"... we therefore refuse your claim and give you and your client six
hours to get off Earth...."
"... and kindly do not trouble to advise us where the Space Council
moves you. We will sleep more soundly for believing that it will be
many, many light-years away."
And they turned and walked away, leaving me with my client--and,
apparently, my traveling companion.
A quiet and suppressed sobbing made me turn and look at Lood. He wept
dolefully.
"We have nothing," he said. "Oh, no. We have nothing to offer. Nothing
that you humans want."
"Well," I said, "that's the way it goes sometimes."
And what, I wondered, was I going to do for a living now?
"Free food," gulped Lood. "Free housing. Free gold and metals. We had
all hoped so much from this. Oh, yus."
There did not seem any point in telling him his people were several
hundred years too late. Once upon a time he would have been hailed
as a savior of a starving and poor human race, a great benefactor of
mankind. Now he was just a nuisance. And I was another for letting him
loose.
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