The Valley of Vision : A Book of Romance and Some Half-Told TalesVan Dyke, Henry
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The Valley of Vision : A Book of Romance and Some Half-Told Tales
Van Dyke, Henry
Religious fiction, American; Short stories, American
She nodded her head emphatically, and a look of comprehension spread
over her face. “Suppose,” he continued, “suppose that I should
make over the real estate and farms to you--you are an excellent
manager. And suppose that I should put the personal estate, including
copyrights, into a trust, the income to be paid to you and the
children. You would take care of me while I became a primitive,
wouldn't you?”
“I would,” she answered, “you know I would. But think how
uncomfortable it will be for you. While we are living in luxury,
you--”
“Don't worry about that,” he interrupted with a laugh. “I shall
have all the luxury I want: flannel shirts, loose around the neck,
instead of these infernal stiff collars; velveteen trousers and
jacket instead of this waiter's uniform; and I shall go barefoot
when the weather is suitable--do you understand? Barefoot in the
summer grass--it will be immense.”
“But your food,” she asked, “how will you manage that on a primitive
basis?”
“You will manage it,” he replied, “you know I have always preferred
beefsteak and onions to any French dish. Champagne does not agree
with me. I'd rather have a glass of the straight stuff, without
any gas in it.”
“But your sleeping arrangements,” she murmured, “are you going to
leave the house? Our bedroom is not exactly primitive.”
“No fear of it,” he answered. “There is a little room beyond your
bathroom. Put an iron cot in there, with a soft mattress, linen
sheets, and light blankets. I'll do my morning wash at the pump in
the yard, for the sake of the picture. When I want a bath you'll
leave the door of the room open if you are not actually in the
tub.”
“Nicholas,” she said, with a Mona Lisa smile, “for an author you
have a very clever way of putting things. But suppose we have
guests at the house, you can't come to dinner in dirty clothes and
with bare feet.”
“Certainly not,” he answered. “I shall put on clean flannels, clean
velveteens, and sandals.”
“Sandals,” she murmured, “sandals for dinner are simply wonderful.
Do you think I could--”
“Not at all, my dear,” said the Great Author firmly. “Your present
style of dress becomes you amazingly. I am the only one who has to
do the primitive.”
So the arrangements were completed. The interviewers who came
to the house described the Great Author in his loose flannels and
velveteens, with bare feet, returning from labor in the fields.
The moving pictures were full of him. But the sandals did not
appear. There were no flash-lights permitted at the part-primitive
dinner-table.
DIANA AND THE LIONS
In the darkest hour before the dawn, Diana floated away from her
Garden Tower and came down between the Lions on the Library Steps.
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