The Valley of Vision : A Book of Romance and Some Half-Told TalesVan Dyke, Henry
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The Valley of Vision : A Book of Romance and Some Half-Told Tales
Van Dyke, Henry
Religious fiction, American; Short stories, American
At first, she did not know they were Lions. She thought they were
Cats, and so she was afraid. For she was very lightly clad; and
(except in Egypt) Cats are terrible to undomesticated goddesses.
Diana shivered as she strung her bow for defense. She felt that
she was divine, but she knew that she had cold feet.
In truth, the Library Steps were wet and glistening, for there had
been a shower after midnight. But now the gibbous moon was giving
a silent imitation of an arc-light high in the western heaven.
Her beams silver-plated the weird architecture of the shrines of
Commerce which face the great Temple dedicated to the Three Muses
of New York--Astor, Lenox, and Tilden.
But on the awful animals guarding the steps the light was florid,
like a flush of sunburn discovered by the ablution of a warranted
complexion cream. They were wonderfully pink, and Diana hastened
to draw an arrow from her quiver, for it seemed to her as if her
feline neighbors were beginning to glow with rage.
“Do not shoot,” said the ruddier one; “we are not angry, we are
only blushing.” And he glanced at her costume.
Diana was astonished to hear a masculine voice utter such a modest
sentiment. But being a woman, she knew that the first word does
not count.
“Cats never blush,” she answered boldly, “no matter how big they
are.”
“But we are not Cats,” they cried, ramping suddenly like crests
on a millionaire's note-paper. “We are Lions!”
Diana smiled at this, for now she felt safe, remembering that when
a male begins to boast he is not dangerous.
“Roar a little for me, please,” she said, laying down her unconcealed
weapon.
“Impossible,” said the Northern Lion, “a city ordinance forbids
unnecessary noise.”
“Nonsense!” interrupted the Southern Lion. “Who would not break
a law to oblige a lady?”
“Let us compromise,” said the Northern Lion, “and give her our
reproduction of an automobile horn.”
“No,” said the Southern Lion, “we will give her our automatic record
of a Book-Advertisement; it is louder.”
Then Diana trembled, indeed. But she bravely continued smiling,
and said: “Thank you a thousand times for doing it once! And now
please tell me what kind of Lions you are.”
“Literary Lions,” was their prompt and unanimous reply.
“Ah,” she cried, clapping her hands with a charming gesture, “how
glad I am to meet you! I have been in New York more than twenty
years and never seen any one like you before! Come and sit beside
me and talk.”
The Lions looked at each other rather sheepishly, and glanced up
and down the street, as if fearing the approach of a city ordinance.
But there was no one in sight except Diana, so they shook their
literary locks into a becoming disorder and sat on the steps with
her, purring gently.
“Now tell me,” she said, “who you are.”
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