"As soon as he answers my question I sha'n't worry him any more. Suppose I insist on being engaged to Wilfred Curlew? Suppose I run away and get married to him?" "Have you any conception what marriage means?" demanded Mr. Caffyn. "Do you realize that I waited two years to marry your mother, and that I didn't propose to her until it was quite evident that my poor father must soon die? I suppose you don't want me to die, do you? Don't imagine that my death will make any difference, please." "Gilbert, Gilbert!" begged his wife. "Well, really, nowadays children behave in such an extraordinary fashion that it wouldn't surprise me at all to hear Norah was counting on my death." "Gilbert, Gilbert!" she repeated, and looked in agony at the gas, as if she expected it to turn blue at such a horrible suggestion. "If I don't marry Wilfred," Norah went on, "I must earn my own living." "How?" inquired her father, with an assumption of blustering incredulity. "By going on the stage." "On the stage?" he repeated. "Do you realize that only yesterday I had to deal with the question of our attitude toward the posters of several theaters?" "That wouldn't have anything to do with me," said Norah. "But how are you going on the stage?" her father continued. "I should try to get an engagement." "Oh, would you, indeed? Ha-ha! Your mind seems to be running on engagements, my child. However, this engagement is even more visionary and improbable than the other one," said Mr. Caffyn, with a laugh. "I'm afraid you think it's easier than it is, my dear girl. I have a little experience of the stage--I regret to say chiefly of its worst side--and I can assure you that it's not at all easy, really." "But if I can get an engagement?" persisted Norah. "Why, in that case we'll talk about it," said her father. "Yes, yes, there'll be plenty of time to talk about that later on. And now if you have no objection I should like to read what Mr. Balfour is saying about Protection. It's a pity you don't try to take some interest in the affairs of your country instead of-- However, I suppose that's _too_ much to expect from the younger generation." "I must have your promise," Norah insisted. "If I write to Wilfred to-night and tell him he mustn't come to the house any more, will you let me go on the stage?" "We'll see about it," parried Mr. Caffyn. "No, I must have a definite promise." "Must, Norah? Do, dear child, remember that you're speaking to your father," murmured her mother. "Oh, that's the modern way we bring up our children," said Mr. Caffyn. "Before I know where I am I shall have Vincent ordering me up to bed."