The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)Gide, André
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The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)
Gide, André
Detective and mystery stories; French fiction -- Translations into English
“I hope you are being very careful to take precautions against the
malaria and that you are not tiring yourself too much. I shall be
so glad when you write to say that you are coming home....” Etc.
Then, scribbled in pencil across the fourth page, a few words from
Blafaphas:
“If you go to Naples, you should take the opportunity of finding
out how they make the hole in the macaroni. I am on the brink of a
new discovery.”
Joy rang through Amédée’s heart like a clarion. But it was accompanied
by a certain misgiving. Thursday, the day of the audience, was that very
day. He had not dared send his clothes to the wash and he was running
short of clean linen--at any rate, he was afraid so. That morning he had
put on yesterday’s collar; but it suddenly ceased to seem sufficiently
clean, now that he knew there was a chance of seeing Julius. The joy
that this circumstance would otherwise have caused him was slightly
dashed. As to returning to the Via dei Vecchierelli, it was not to be
thought of if he intended to catch his brother-in-law on his way out
from the audience--and this would be less agitating than looking up at
the Grand Hotel. At any rate, he took care to turn his cuffs; as for his
collar, he pulled his comforter up to cover it, which had the added
advantage of concealing his pimple as well.
But what did such trifles matter? The fact is, Fleurissoire felt
unspeakably cheered by his letter; and the prospect of renewing contact
with one of his own people, with his own past life, abolished at one
sweep the monsters begotten of his traveller’s imagination. Carola,
Father Cave, the Cardinal, all floated before him like a dream which is
suddenly interrupted by the crowing of the cock. Why had he left Pau?
What sense was there in this absurd fable which had disturbed him in his
happiness? There was a Pope, bless us! and he would soon be hearing
Julius declare that he had seen him. A Pope--that was enough. Was it
possible that God should have authorised such a monstrous substitution?
Fleurissoire would certainly never have believed it if it had not been
for his absurd pride in the part he had to play in the business.
Amédée was walking hurriedly; it was all he could do to prevent himself
from running; at last he was regaining confidence, whilst around him
once more everything recovered weight and size, and natural position and
convincing reality. He was holding his straw hat in his hand; when he
arrived in front of the basilica, he was in such a state of lofty
exhilaration that he began to walk round the fountain on the right-hand
side; and as he passed to the windward of the spray, allowing it to wet
him, he smiled up at the rainbow.
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