The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)Gide, André
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The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)
Gide, André
Detective and mystery stories; French fiction -- Translations into English
“I was born at Bucharest in 1874,” he began slowly, “and, as I think you
know, I lost my father a few months after my birth. The first person who
stands out in my recollection at my mother’s side, was a German, my
uncle, the Baron Heldenbruck. But as I lost him when I was twelve years
old, I have only a hazy recollection of him. He was, it seems, a
distinguished financier. As well as his own language, he taught me
arithmetic, and that by such ingenious devices that I found it
prodigiously amusing. He made me what he used laughingly to call his
‘cashier’--that is, he gave into my keeping a whole fortune of petty
cash, and wherever we went together, it was I who had to do the paying.
Whatever he bought--and he used to buy a great deal--he insisted on my
adding up the bill in as short a time as it took me to pull the notes or
coins out of my pocket. Sometimes he used to puzzle me with foreign
money, so that there were questions of exchange; then of discount, of
interest, of brokerage and finally even of speculation. With such a
training, I very soon became fairly clever at doing multiplication--and
even division--sums of several figures in my head.... Don’t be alarmed”
(for he saw Julius’s eyebrows beginning to frown), “it gave me no taste
either for money or reckoning. For instance, if you care to know, I
never keep accounts. In reality this early education of mine was merely
practical and matter-of-fact. It never touched anything vital in me....
Then Heldenbruck was wonderfully understanding about the proper hygiene
for children; he persuaded my mother to let me go bare-headed and
bare-footed in all weathers, and to keep me out of doors as much as
possible; he used even to give me a cold dip himself every day, summer
and winter. I enjoyed it immensely.... But you don’t care about these
details.”
“Yes, yes!”
“Then he was called away on business to America and I never saw him
again.
“My mother’s salon in Bucharest was frequented by the most brilliant,
and also, as far as I can judge from recollection, by the most mixed
society; but her particular intimates at that time were my uncle, Prince
Wladimir Bielkowski and Ardengo Baldi, whom for some reason I never
called my uncle. They spent three or four years at Bucharest in the
service of Russia (I was going to say Poland) and of Italy. I learnt
from each of them his own language--Polish, that is, and Italian--as for
Russian, I read and understand it pretty well, but I have never spoken
it fluently. In the society of the kind of people who frequented my
mother’s house and who made a great deal of me, not a day passed without
my having occasion to practise three or four languages; and at the age
of thirteen I could speak them all without any accent and with almost
equal ease--and yet French preferably, because it was my father’s tongue
and my mother had made a point of my learning it first.
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