The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)Gide, André
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The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)
Gide, André
Detective and mystery stories; French fiction -- Translations into English
He picked them up in the train, no doubt. All night long he scratched
himself, turning from side to side without sleeping. He felt them
creeping up and down his legs, tickling the small of his back,
inoculating him with fever. As he had a sensitive skin, their bites rose
in exuberant swellings, which he inflamed with unrestrained scratching.
He lit his candle over and over again; he got up, took off his
night-shirt and put it on again, without being able to kill a single
one. He hardly caught a fleeting glimpse of them; they continually
escaped him, and even when he succeeded in catching them, when he
thought they were flattened dead beneath his finger-nail, they suddenly
and instantaneously blew themselves out again and hopped away as safe
and lively as ever. He was driven to regretting the bugs. His fury and
exasperation of the useless chase effectually wrecked every possibility
of sleep.
All next day the bites of the previous night itched horribly, while
fresh creepings and ticklings showed him that he was still infested. The
excessive heat considerably increased his discomfort. The carriage was
packed to overflowing with workmen, who drank, smoked, spat, belched and
ate such high-smelling victuals that more than once Fleurissoire thought
he was going to be sick. And yet he did not dare leave the carriage
before reaching the frontier, for fear that the workmen might see him
get into another and imagine they were incommoding him; in the
compartment into which he next got, there was a voluminous wet-nurse,
who was changing her baby’s napkins. He tried nevertheless to sleep; but
then his hat got in his way. It was one of those shallow, white straw
hats with a black ribbon round it, of the kind commonly known as
“sailor.” When Fleurissoire left it in its usual position, its stiff
brim prevented him from leaning his head back against the partition of
the carriage; if, in order to do this, he raised his hat a little, the
partition bumped it forwards; when, on the contrary, he pressed his hat
down behind, the brim was caught between the partition and the back of
his neck, and the sailor rose up over his forehead like the lid of a
valve. He decided at last to take it right off and to cover his head
with his comforter, which he arranged to fall over his eyes so as to
keep out the light. At any rate, he had taken precautions against the
night; at Toulon that morning he had bought a box of insecticide and,
even if he had to pay dear for it, he thought to himself that he would
not hesitate to spend the night in one of the best hotels; for if he had
no sleep that night, in what state of bodily wretchedness would he not
be when he arrived at Rome?--at the mercy of the meanest freemason!
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