The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)Gide, André
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The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)
Gide, André
Detective and mystery stories; French fiction -- Translations into English
He was just reaching the seventh landing, when another soldier--an
artillery man this time--who had come out of a room on the second floor,
bumped up against him; he was running downstairs very fast and, after
setting Amédée on his feet again, passed on, muttering a laughing excuse
in Italian, for Fleurissoire was stumbling from fatigue and looked as if
he were drunk. The first uniform had reassured him, but the second made
him uneasy.
“These soldiers are a noisy lot,” thought he. “Fortunately my room is on
the third floor. I prefer to have them below me.”
He had no sooner passed the second floor than a woman in a gaping
dressing-gown, with her hair undone, came running from the other end of
the passage and hailed him.
“She takes me for someone else,” thought he, and hurried on, turning his
eyes away so as not to embarrass her by noticing the scantiness of her
attire.
He arrived panting on the third floor, where he found Baptistin; he was
talking Italian to a woman of uncertain age, who reminded him
extraordinarily--though she was not so fat--of the Blafaphas’ cook.
“Your portmanteau is in No. sixteen--the third door. Take care as you
pass of the pail which is in the passage.”
“I put it outside because it was leaking,” explained the woman in
French.
The door of No. sixteen was open; outside No. fifteen a tin slop-pail
was standing in the middle of a shiny repugnant-looking puddle, which
Fleurissoire stepped across. An acrid odour emanated from it. The
portmanteau was placed in full view on a chair. As soon as he got inside
the stuffy room, Amédée felt his head swim, and flinging his umbrella,
his shawl and his hat on to the bed, he sank into an arm-chair. His
forehead was streaming; he thought he was going to faint.
“This is Madame Carola, the lady who talks French,” said Baptistin.
They had both come into the room.
“Open the window a little,” sighed Fleurissoire, who was incapable of
movement.
“Goodness! how hot he is!” said Madame Carola, sponging his pallid and
perspiring countenance with a little scented handkerchief, which she
took out of her bodice.
“Let’s push him nearer the window.”
Both together lifted the arm-chair, in which Amédée swung helpless and
half unconscious, and put it down where he was able to inhale--in
exchange for the tainted atmosphere of the passage--the varied stenches
of the street. The coolness, however, revived him. Feeling in his
waistcoat pocket, he pulled out the screw of five lire which he had
prepared for Baptistin:
“Thank you very much. Please leave me now.”
The facchino went out.
“You oughtn’t to have given him such a lot,” said Carola.
She too used the familiar “thou,” which Amédée accepted as a custom of
the country; his one thought now was to go to bed; but Carola showed no
signs of leaving; then, carried away by politeness, he began to talk.
“You speak French as well as a Frenchwoman.”
“No wonder. I come from Paris. And you?”
“I come from the south.”
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