The Vegetable; or, From President to PostmanFitzgerald, F. Scott (Francis Scott)
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The Vegetable; or, From President to Postman
Fitzgerald, F. Scott (Francis Scott)
American drama -- 20th century
_Amid a still louder burst of cheering Jerry is elevated to the
shoulders of the crowd, and borne enthusiastically out the door as_
THE CURTAIN FALLS
ACT II
_Any one who felt that the first Act was perhaps a little vulgar,
will be glad to learn that we’re now on the lawn of the White
House. Indeed, a corner of the Executive Mansion projects
magnificently into sight, and steps lead up to the imposing
swinging doors of a “Family Entrance.” From the window of the
President’s office a flag flutters, and the awning displays this
legend_:
THE WHITE HOUSE
JERRY FROST, PRES.
_And if you look hard enough at the office window you can see the
President himself sitting at his desk inside._
_The lawn, bounded by a white brick wall, is no less attractive.
Not only are there white vines and flowers, a beautiful white tree,
and a white table and chairs, but, also, a large sign over the
gate, which bears the President’s name pricked out in electric
bulbs._
_Two white kittens are strolling along the wall, enjoying the
ten-o’clock sunshine. A blond parrot swings in a cage over the
table, and one of the chairs is at present occupied by a white
fox-terrier puppy about the size of your hand._
_That’s right. “Isn’t it darling!” We’ll let you watch it for a
moment before we move into the Whirl of Public Affairs._
_Look! Here comes somebody out. It’s Mr. Jones, the well-known
politician, now secretary to President Frost. He has a white broom
in his hands, and, after delighting the puppy with an absolutely
white bone, he begins to sweep off the White House steps. At this
point the gate swings open and Charlotte Frost comes in. As befits
the first Lady of the Land, she is elaborately dressed--in the
height of many fashions. She’s evidently been shopping--her arms
are full of packages--but she has nevertheless seen fit to array
herself in a gorgeous evening dress, with an interminable train.
From her wide picture hat a plume dangles almost to the ground._
_Mr. Jones politely relieves her of her bundles._
CHARLOTTE [_abruptly_]. Good morning, Mr. Jones. Has everything gone to
pieces?
_Mr. Jones looks her over in some surprise._
JONES [_apologetically_]. Well, perhaps the petticoat----
CHARLOTTE [_a little stiffly_]. I didn’t mention myself, I don’t think,
Mr. Jones. I meant all my husband’s public affairs.
JONES. He’s been in his office all morning, Mrs. Frost. There are a lot
of people waiting to see him.
CHARLOTTE. [_She’s relieved._] I heard them calling an extra, and I
thought maybe everything had gone to pieces.
JONES. No, Mrs. Frost, the President hasn’t made any bad mistake for
some time now. Of course, a lot of people objected when he appointed his
father Secretary of the Treasury; his father’s being so old----
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