Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
"I wish I had," the manager said, rubbing his ankle. He looked at the
trap. "Damn thing's got a nasty bite. I tell you if I were a bear I'd
be very careful around those things."
"You can't blame a girl if she's got ingenuity," Dolly said sullenly.
"I almost got you, too, you slippery devil."
"You're fired," the manager said loftily.
"Oh, yeah?" Dolly said. "I don't quit, see? I haven't even tried guns,
knives, hand grenades, bayonets, hand-to-hand combat and mousetraps
yet. I'm starting in on light side-arms tomorrow."
"Look," Marc said to the manager. "The young lady would like something
to wear. We're in a hurry. I've got to get back home...."
"Fine," the manager said. "I was on my way to the fashion salon when
this morbid little affair befell me. I'm to meet Congressman Bloodsop
there, too; he wanted to sit and look at the models. Come along."
And the three of them left, leaving the luckless Dolly thoughtfully
testing the blade of a machete with the tips of her fingers.
"You see?" Toffee said to Marc. "You see how easily differences can be
settled under the proper guidance?"
* * * * *
The salon, it turned out, was on the fifth floor of the Empire. On the
way the manager paused briefly in the silver department to confer with
a small, detached looking lady called Miss Winters.
"Things going well?" he asked.
"Oh, divinely!" Miss Winters twittered. "Just like magic. They're
simply cleaning out the department."
"Bolting the meat and picking the bones, eh?" the manager beamed.
"Stealing everything in sight, are they?"
"Oh, just!" Miss Winters nodded. "To give them encouragement, every so
often I close my eyes and feign deep concentration. Every time I open
my eyes the place looks just a little more like a desert wasteland."
"Just blinking away the merchandise, so to speak?"
"How cleverly you put it, Mr. Baker! You always were the one with the
well-turned phrase, though." She colored prettily at her own boldness.
"How would you like to hear that we've lost better than twenty thousand
dollars just since opening this morning?"
"Splendid!" Mr. Baker said. "Splendid! Just keep up the good work, Miss
Winters, and we'll be out of business in no time at all." As he turned
away he smiled broadly at Marc and Toffee. "The sooner we unload all
this junk the sooner we can close up and await the end with composure.
As a matter of fact the advertising department has devised a little
slogan: Steal at the Empire Before you Roast in Hellfire! Clever, eh?"
"Frightfully," Toffee said, "in the strictest sense of the word."
"Good grief," Marc said. "They're so used to the idea of dying, they're
getting flip about it."
"Maybe it's all for the best," Toffee said. "At least their last days
will be pleasant."
* * * * *
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