Old Mr Paul pushed back his chair and made it scroop loudly on the
summer-house floor, as he bared his yellow teeth in a grin.
"I thought so," he exclaimed, with a harsh chuckle. "There, out with
it, man! What's the mine? Is it Wheal Ruby, or Bottom Friendship, or
Evening Star, or what? How many shares are you going to stick into some
noodle or another?"
"I sell shares? Ha, ha, ha!" laughed Geoffrey. "I never held or sold
one in my life. No, sir, I am no share-jobber. I have come down here
to carve my way in quite different fashion."
"In granite?" sneered the old man.
"In the world, Mr Paul," said Geoffrey, rising. "And now I must be
off. I want to have a good look round. I see that you and I will get
on capitally together. Whenever you are in the humour throw open your
door, and I'll open mine, and we'll quarrel. I enjoy a good row."
He nodded shortly, and strode off, his stout boots rattling the shingle
stones of the path, and the gate giving a loud bang behind him, while
directly after the echo of his steps could be heard as he clattered down
over the rough granite paving towards the shore.
"Curse him!" cried the old man, getting up and craning his neck out of
the summer-house window to stare after his late companion. "He's a
great ugly, overgrown puppy: that's what he is, and I was an old idiot
to bring him up here. Insulted me. Laughed in my face. As good as
told me that I was an old fool. Never mind: I'll bring him down, big as
he is, and he'll do to keep out the parson. Here! hi! somebody, Madge,
Madge," he shouted, reseating himself, and banging the floor with his
cane.
There was no reply.
"Madge!" roared the old man again, beating the table for a change.
"Madge has gone out, dear," said plump Mrs Mullion, hurrying out to the
summer-house.
"Where's my newspaper?" cried the old man, angrily. "I never get my
newspaper to the time. Do you hear, I want my newspaper. If you can't
have me properly attended to by that cat of a girl, I declare I'll go.
Do you hear? I'll go. I'm looking out now for a plot of land to build
a house where I can be in peace and properly attended to. Do you hear?
I want my newspaper--`The Times.'"
"There it is, dear," said Mrs Mullion, upon whom this storm did not
seem to have the slightest effect, "you are sitting upon it."
"Then why, in the name of Buddha, was the paper put in my chair? A
table's the place for a paper. Where's Madge?"
"Gone out for a walk, dear."
"She's always gone for a walk. I wish to good--"
Rustle--rustle--rustle of the paper.
"--To goodness I had nev--"
Rustle--rustle--rustle--
"--Had never come to this con--"
Rustle--rustle--rustle. Bang in the middle and double up.
"--Come to this confounded place. Hang Madge! She'll get into disgrace
one of these--and--eh--um--oh. Hah! at last! um--um--um. `North-west
provinces. This important question came on last night,' um--um--um."
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