Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“I can't get mother Bascom to see it as I do,” said Diadema, “but for
one thing she's ben carryin' home bundles 'bout every other night for
a month, though she's ben too smart to buy anythin' here at this store.
She had Packard's horse to go to Saco last week. When she got home, jest
at dusk, she drove int' the barn, 'n' bimeby Pitt Packard come to git
his horse,--'t was her own buggy she went with. She looked over here
when she went int' the house, 'n' she ketched my eye, though 't was half
a mile away, so she never took a thing in with her, but soon as't was
dark she made three trips out to the barn with a lantern, 'n' any fool
could tell 't her arms was full o' pa'cels by the way she carried the
lantern. The Hobsons and the Emerys have married one another more 'n
once, as fur as that goes. I declare if I was goin' to get married I
should want to be relation to somebody besides my own folks.”
“The reason I can hardly credit it,” said Hannah Sophia, “is because
Eunice never had a beau in her life, that I can remember of. Cyse
Higgins set up with her for a spell, but it never amounted to nothin'.
It seems queer, too, for she was always so fond o' seein' men folks
round that when Pitt Packard was shinglin' her barn she used to go out
nights 'n' rip some o' the shingles off, so 't he'd hev more days' work
on it.”
“I always said 't was she that begun on Rube Hobson, not him on her,”
remarked the Widow Buzzell. “Their land joinin' made courtin' come
dretful handy. His critters used to git in her field 'bout every other
day (I always suspicioned she broke the fence down herself), and then
she'd hev to go over and git him to drive 'em out. She's wed his onion
bed for him two summers, as I happen to know, for I've been ou' doors
more 'n common this summer, tryin' to fetch my constitution up. Diademy,
don't you want to look out the back way 'n' see if Rube's come home
yet?”
“He ain't,” said old Mrs. Bascom, “so you needn't look; can't you see
the curtains is all down? He's gone up to the Mills, 'n' it's my opinion
he's gone to speak to the minister.”
“He hed somethin' in the back o' the wagon covered up with an old linen
lap robe; 't ain't at all likely he 'd 'a' hed that if he'd ben goin' to
the minister's,” objected Mrs. Jot.
“Anybody'd think you was born yesterday, to hear you talk, Diademy,”
retorted her mother-in-law. “When you 've set in one spot's long's I
hev, p'raps you'll hev the use o' your faculties! Men folks has more 'n
one way o' gettin' married, 'specially when they 're ashamed of it. ...
Well, I vow, there's the little Hobson girls comin' out o' the door
this minute, 'n' they 're all dressed up, and Mote don't seem to be with
'em.”
Every woman in the room rose to her feet, and Diadema removed her
murderous eye from a fly which she had been endeavoring to locate for
some moments.
“I guess they 're goin' up to the church to meet their father 'n'
Eunice, poor little things,” ventured the Widow Buzzell.
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