Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Numb-head!” muttered the sheriff, pounding on the side of the cabin
with his whip-stock. “Come out and show yourself! We know you're in
there, and it's no use hiding!”
At last in response to a deafening blow from Rube Hobson's hard fist,
there came the answering note of a weak despairing voice.
“Tom ain't ter hum,” it said; “Tom's gone to Bonny Eagle.”
“That's all right!” guffawed the men; “but you've got to go some more,
and go a diff'rent way. It ain't no use fer you to hold back; we've got
a ladder, and by Jiminy! you go with us this time!”
The ladder was put against the side of the hut, and Pitt Packard climbed
up, took his jack-knife, slit the woven door from top to bottom, and
turned back the flap.
The men could see the inside of the chamber now. They were humorous
persons who could strain a joke to the snapping point, but they felt,
at last, that there was nothing especially amusing in the situation.
Tom was huddled in a heap on the straw bed in the far corner. The vacant
smile had fled from his face, and he looked, for the first time in his
life, quite distraught.
“Come along, Tom,” said the sheriff kindly; “we 're going to take you
where you can sleep in a bed, and have three meals a day.”
“I'd much d'ruth-er walk in the bloom-in' gy-ar-ding,”
sang Tom quaveringly, as he hid his head in a paroxysm of fear.
“Well, there ain't no bloomin' gardings to walk in jest now, so come
along and be peaceable.”
“Tom don' want to go to the poor-farm,” he wailed piteously.
But there was no alternative. They dragged him off the bed and down the
ladder as gently as possible; then Rube Hobson held him on the back seat
of the wagon, while the sheriff unhitched the horse. As they were on
the point of starting, the captive began to wail and struggle more than
ever, the burden of his plaint being a wild and tremulous plea for his
pail of molasses.
“Dry up, old softy, or I'll put the buggy robe over your head!” muttered
Rube Hobson, who had not had much patience when he started on the trip,
and had lost it all by this time.
“By thunder! he shall hev his molasses, if he thinks he wants it!” said
Pitt Packard, and he ran up the ladder and brought it down, comforting
the shivering creature thus, for he lapsed into a submissive silence
that lasted until the unwelcome journey was over.
Tom remained at the poorhouse precisely twelve hours. It did not enter
the minds of the authorities that any one so fortunate as to be admitted
into that happy haven would decline to stay there. The unwilling guest
disappeared early on the morrow of his arrival, and, after some search,
they followed him to the old spot. He had climbed into his beloved
retreat, and, having learned nothing from experience, had mended the
willow door as best he could, and laid him down in peace. They dragged
him out again, and this time more impatiently; for it was exasperating
to see a man (even if he were a fool) fight against a bed and three
meals a day.
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