When he reached the palace all the servants crowded about him, and made
fun of him, and at last their shouts and laughter grew so loud that the
head steward rushed out, crying, ‘For goodness sake, be quiet, can’t
you. Don’t you know his highness is still asleep?’
Some of the servants ran off at once, and others pointed out Jem.
Indeed, the steward found it hard to keep himself from laughing at the
comic sight, but he ordered the servants off and led the dwarf into his
own room.
When he heard him ask for a place as cook, he said: ‘You make some
mistake, my lad. I think you want to be the grand duke’s dwarf, don’t
you?’
‘No, sir,’ replied Jem. ‘I am an experienced cook, and if you will
kindly take me to the head cook he may find me of some use.’
‘Well, as you will; but believe me, you would have an easier place as
the grand ducal dwarf.’
So saying, the head steward led him to the head cook’s room.
‘Sir,’ asked Jem, as he bowed till his nose nearly touched the floor,
‘do you want an experienced cook?’
The head cook looked him over from head to foot, and burst out laughing.
‘You a cook! Do you suppose our cooking stoves are so low that you can
look into any saucepan on them? Oh, my dear little fellow, whoever sent
you to me wanted to make fun of you.’
But the dwarf was not to be put off.
‘What matters an extra egg or two, or a little butter or flour and spice
more or less, in such a house as this?’ said he. ‘Name any dish you wish
to have cooked, and give me the materials I ask for, and you shall see.’
He said much more, and at last persuaded the head cook to give him a
trial.
They went into the kitchen--a huge place with at least twenty
fireplaces, always alight. A little stream of clear water ran through
the room, and live fish were kept at one end of it. Everything in the
kitchen was of the best and most beautiful kind, and swarms of cooks and
scullions were busy preparing dishes.
When the head cook came in with Jem everyone stood quite still.
‘What has his highness ordered for luncheon?’ asked the head cook.
‘Sir, his highness has graciously ordered a Danish soup and red Hamburg
dumplings.’
‘Good,’ said the head cook. ‘Have you heard, and do you feel equal to
making these dishes? Not that you will be able to make the dumplings,
for they are a secret receipt.’
‘Is that all!’ said Jem, who had often made both dishes. ‘Nothing
easier. Let me have some eggs, a piece of wild boar, and such and such
roots and herbs for the soup; and as for the dumplings,’ he added in a
low voice to the head cook, ‘I shall want four different kinds of meat,
some wine, a duck’s marrow, some ginger, and a herb called heal-well.’
‘Why,’ cried the astonished cook, ‘where did you learn cooking? Yes,
those are the exact materials, but we never used the herb heal-well,
which, I am sure, must be an improvement.’
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