"Dr. Johnson was observed by a musical friend of his to be extremely inattentive at a concert, whilst a celebrated solo-player was running up the divisions and sub-divisions of notes upon his Violin. His friend, to induce him to take greater notice of what was going on, told him how extremely difficult it was. 'Difficult do you call it, sir?' replied the Doctor; 'I wish it were _impossible_.'"--_Seward's_ "_Anecdotes of Dr. Johnson_." "In the evening our gentleman farmer and two others entertained themselves and the company with a great number of tunes on the Fiddle. Johnson desired to have 'Let ambition fire thy mind' played over again, and appeared to give a patient attention to it; though he owned to me that he was very insensible to the power of music. I told him that it affected me to such a degree, as often to agitate my nerves painfully, producing in my mind alternate sensations of pathetic dejection, so that I was ready to shed tears; and of daring resolution, so that I was inclined to rush into the thickest part of the battle. 'Sir,' said he, 'I should never hear it if it made me such a fool.'"--_Boswell's_ "_Life of Johnson_." DR. JOHNSON ON THE DIFFICULTY OF PLAYING THE FIDDLE. "_Goldsmith_: 'I spoke of Mr. Harris, of Salisbury, as being a very learned man, and in particular an eminent Grecian.' "_Johnson_: 'I am not sure of that. His friends give him out as such, but I know not who of his friends are able to judge of it.' "_Goldsmith_: 'He is what is much better; he is a worthy, humane man.' "_Johnson_: 'Nay, sir, that is not to the purpose of our argument; that will as much prove that he can play upon the Fiddle as well as Giardini, as that he is an eminent Grecian.' "_Goldsmith_: 'The greatest musical performers have but small emoluments; Giardini, I am told, does not get above seven hundred a year.' "_Johnson_: 'That is indeed but little for a man to get, who does best that which so many endeavour to do. There is nothing, I think, in which the power of art is shown so much as in playing on the Fiddle. In all other things we can do something at first; any man will forge a bar of iron if you give him a hammer; not so well as a smith, but tolerably; and make a box, though a clumsy one; but give him a Fiddle and a Fiddlestick, and he can do nothing.'"--_Boswell's_ "_Life of Johnson_." DR. JOHNSON'S EPITAPH ON PHILLIPS, THE WELSH VIOLINIST. Johnson and Garrick were sitting together, when among other things Garrick repeated an epitaph upon Phillips, by a Dr. Wilkes, which was very commonplace, and Johnson said to Garrick, "I think, Davy, I can make a better." Then, stirring about his tea for a little while in a state of meditation, he, almost extempore, produced the following verses:--