Tom Sayers had recently fought John Heenan, and the great records of the
Ring were closed. Jem Mace was now champion, and his prowess perhaps
revived the moribund sport for a few years; but prize-fighting had
passed into the control of dishonest rascals and the fighters were
merely exploited by the lowest and most ruffianly types of sporting men.
The Ring had perished and many a straight, simple-hearted spirit of the
old school regretted the fact, even as Shillabeer did. He was not vain
and never hesitated to give the true reasons for his own undistinguished
career.
There fell an evening in the bar of ’The Corner House’ when Mr.
Shillabeer appeared in a temper unusually brisk and genial. He even
cracked a massive joke with Charles Moses, the shoemaker and vicar’s
warden. There were present also Simon Snell, David Bowden from
Ditsworthy, Ernest Maunder, the village constable, and other persons.
Mr. Moses reproved a certain levity in the leviathan host.
"What’s come to you, ’Dumpling’? A regular three-year-old this evening.
But you’m not built for it, my dear. ’Tis like an elephant from a
doomshow trying to play the monkey’s tricks."
At this criticism Reuben Shillabeer instantly subsided. He drew beer
for Bowden, cast David’s three halfpence into the till and turned to Mr.
Moses.
"You’re right. ’Tis for dapper, bird-like men--same as you--to be light
and pranksome. I’ve marked that you shoemakers do always take a hopeful
view of life. Working in leather dries up the humours of the body and
makes all the organs brisk and quick about their business, I believe.
Then, as vicar’s warden, you get religion in a way that’s denied to us
common men. You’re in that close touch with parson that good must come
of it."
"It does," admitted Mr. Moses. "It surely does."
"You can see it in your face, Charles," asserted Mr. Maunder. "Some
people might say you had a more religious face than parson’s self--his
being so many shades nearer plum-red."
"But it’s not a fault in the man," argued Mr. Shillabeer. "There’s no
John Barleycorn in the colour, only nature in him. Yet an unfortunate
thing, and certainly lessens his weight in the pulpit with strangers."
"I’m glad that you feel my face to be a good face, Ernest Maunder,"
replied Mr. Moses. "Only once have I ever had my face thrown in my
face, so to speak; and that was by a holy man of all men. In charity,
I’ve always supposed him short-sighted. ’Twas the ’revival’ gentleman
that put up with you, Shillabeer, a few years agone, and preached in the
open air, and drawed a good few to hear him."
"A Wesleyan and a burning light and proud it made me having him here,"
said the innkeeper. "A saintly soul the man had."
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