"Let me tell the story, ’Dumpling.’ Yes, ’twas in 1830 at East Barnet,
and ’the Deaf ’Un,’ as Burke was called, had Master Tim’s shutters up in
thirty-three rounds. Then, afore I’d pulled up the stakes, if that
saucy chap, Tommy Roundhead, the trainer, didn’t come on me with a lot
of his bunkum. I was on the losing side that day and not in the best
temper; but I let him go a bit and then gave him some straight talk; and
’Dumpling’ here will tell you that as a man of forty my tongue was as
ready as my pen. Anyhow, I touched Roundhead on the raw and lashed him
into such a proper passion that nothing would do but to settle it there
and then in the old style. Tommy put down his five shillings and I
covered it, though nobody knew ’twas the last two half-crowns I had in
my fob at the time. But I was itching to have a slap at the beggar, and
into the Ring I went and shouted for Roundhead. Raining, mind you, all
the time--raining rivers, you might say. Well, up hops Roundhead,
stripped to the buff and as thin as a dead frog; and when the people saw
him in his skin and counted his ribs, they laughed fit to wake the
churchyard. But thin though Tommy was, I knew right well that I was
thinner. However, I cared nothing for that, and was just getting out of
my togs, when some reporters and other chaps, having a respect for me as
a poet and a man in a thousand, came between and wouldn’t hear of it.
"’What about my five bob?’ I said. ’D---- your five bob, "Frosty,"’
they said. ’Here’s ten.’ And so, without ’by your leave,’ they thrust
me back into my clothes and dragged the arm out of my ’upper Benjamin’
in doing it. ’Twas just the world’s respect for me as a maker of
verses, you might say, that kept me out of the Ring that day. So I soon
had the true blue stakes up and went off with ’em; and the ropes and
staples and beetle, and all the rest of it."
A warlike atmosphere seemed to waken in the peaceful bar of ’The Corner
House.’ The youths imagined themselves engaged in terrific trials of
strength; their elders pictured the joy of playing spectators’ parts.
Mr. Fogo told story after story, and it seemed with few exceptions that
the heroes of the ring, tricky though they might be in battle, were men
of simple probity and honourable spirit. His great hero was ’Bendigo,’
William Thompson of Nottingham, a Champion of England.
"And ’Bendy’s’ going strong yet," said Mr. Fogo. "After his last fight
with Paddock, about ten year ago now--a bad fight too--’Bendy’ won on a
foul; after that he got converted, as they say, and took to preaching.
He’s at it yet and does pretty well, I believe."
"’Bendy’ with a white choker! What a wonder!" declared Mr. Shillabeer.
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