"You won’t frighten me," returned Ernest. "As a common man I’d give you
best, Bartley; but in my blue and with right my side, you’ll find me an
ugly customer, I warn you. Bowden here was daring me to be up and doing
a bit ago. Well, you’ll soon see how ’tis if you try to plan to break
the law and fight a prize fight in this parish! I know my business, and
that you’ll find."
"And I’m with you," declared Mr. Moses. "Have no fear, Maunder. The
Church and the State are both o’ your side, and let vicar but get wind
of this and he’ll--"
"You keep out of it, Moses," said Mr. Shillabeer, warmly. "We be very
good friends and long may we remain so; but stick to your last,
shoemaker, and if these full-grown men be pleased to settle their
difference in the fine old way, ’tis very churlish in you to oppose it."
"Well said, ’Dumpling,’" shouted a young, odd-looking, hairy man with
the uneuphonious name of Screech; "if Moses here don’t like fair play
and nature’s weapons, let him keep out of it; but if he tries to
interfere, never a boot do he make for me again."
"Nor yet for me," cried Bowden. "You’ll do well to go back on that, Mr.
Moses, and keep away from the subject."
"Nor yet for me," echoed Timothy Mattacott, firmly. "I’m Maunder’s
friend, as you all know, and hope to remain so. But if there’s to be
the glad chance of a proper prize fight in this neighbourhood, I’m for
it heart and soul."
Mr. Fogo had returned and heard some of this conversation.
"If the gentleman’s a Jew," he said, "he ought to take kindly to the
sport. Some of the best boys as ever threw a beaver into the Ring were
Israelites--only to name Mendoza and Dutch Sam and Barney Aaron, ’the
Star of the East.’"
"I’m not a Jew," said Mr. Moses, "though I don’t blame you for thinking
so."
"Not with that name?"
"Not at all. My people are Devon all through."
"Well," said Fogo, "my humble custom is to make hay while the sun
shines. We Cockney blokes learn that quite as quick as you Johnny Raws
from the plough-tail; and as there’s a fight in the air, I’ll be so bold
as to sell a few of my verses to them brave blades that would like to
see what fighting was once."
On his arm he carried fifty broadsheets, and now the old sportsman began
to distribute them.
"Twopence each, gentlemen--all true and partickler with the names of the
Fancy present: Mr. Jackson, Mr. Gully, Tom Cribb, Jem Burn, Tom Spring,
and all the old originals. The poems go from the first fight that I
ever saw between Hen Pearce, ’the Game Chicken,’ and that poor, old,
one-eyed lion, Jem Belcher, in 1805; to the great mill between Mr.
Sayers and Mr. Heenan a year ago, when our man fought the Yankee with
one hand and jolly near beat him at that. All out of my own head,
gentlemen, and only twopence each!"
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