"Couldn’t choose a better place, all the same," said Reuben Shillabeer,
"that is, if they’d let us alone. The burying-ground runs eight feet
above the ring; and there’s good grass there, and a nice tilt to the
ground, and proper trees all round for the sporting public to climb
into. However, that’s rather too warm a corner for modest men. We
don’t want the eyes of the nation on us."
"Leave it to me," said the Londoner. "There are certain people we
shan’t have no use for on the morning of the fight. And if they stop at
Sheepstor, ’tis clear we must go somewhere else. However, look to me;
I’ll give you the office in plenty of time."
"You’ll never get round parson and Mr. Moses and p’liceman and Mrs.
Crocker," foretold Tim Mattacott.
"I fear but one of ’em," answered Mr. Fogo. "They are all harmless men,
and I can handle ’em as easy as a mother handles her tenth babby. ’Tis
that spry lady will take some stopping. I’ve not got the length of her
foot yet--to say it with all respect. But all in good time."
"There’s to be a sermon preached by Mr. Merle next Sunday against this
here fight," said Mr. Bowden. "I’m sorry to the bone that he’s taken
this view, because I never like to quarrel with my betters; but to the
House of the Lord me and mine go as usual next Sunday, and whatever he
may preach won’t change my opinions."
"And I’ll go too," declared Fogo. "Yes, I’ll go and hear his
argeyments. ’Tis a good few years since I was in a place of prayer--in
fact, never since I stood best man when Alec Reid, ’the Chelsea Snob,’
was married. But on Sunday I shall be there, and you’ll see I can shut
my eyes and sniff my hat with the best among ye."
"You shall come along of me," said the ’Dumpling.’ "I go most times and
get a deal of good from it. My wife was a steady church member, for
though she’d fling off to chapel for change now and again, as women
will, yet she comed back again and again to the Establishment; and she
died in it, and Parson Merle will tell you ’twas so."
Then exploded suddenly a piece of news that quite staggered and shocked
the renowned visitor. It also cast down Mr. Shillabeer, for he felt
that Fogo, as a man, and the P.R., as an institution, were alike
insulted by such an astounding assertion from the rival camp.
The question of seconds had been raised and Mr. Fogo explained that he
and Shillabeer proposed to look after Crocker.
"I shall carry the bottle and offer advice as it’s called for, and
Reuben will pick him up and give him a knee," he declared.
"If he wants it," added the ’Dumpling’; "but unless David here be
cleverer than we think he is, Bartley won’t ask for much picking up."
"And who are going to look after you?" asked Fogo of David.
"My father and--"
"He can’t pick you up. Who else?"
"And my sister, Rhoda Bowden--a strong maiden. She and father will do
all that’s got to be done."
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