“He’s been trying to get fresh with me ever since I came. Picks
wild, stormy nights when a man wants to stay indoors and then gets
up on the bluff and hollers for help. First couple of nights I heard
him, I bit. But I don’t fall for that hokum any more. A man that can
holler the way he does and come back strong the next night don’t
need any assistance from me.
“I hoed your spuds to-day, Pat. Did a perfect imitation of Charlie
Ray--except that I wasn’t costumed for the part. Didn’t have no
gallus to hitch up and thereby register disgust with my job. But I
featured the sweat--a close-up of me would have looked like Gary out
in a rain. It was accidental. I was chasing Pat Connolly’s pigs,
trying to round them up and get acquainted. They headed for Pat
Connolly’s alfalfa and they went through the potato patch. There
ought to be a fence around those spuds, Pat; or else the pigs ought
to be shut up. You’re a darn shiftless ranch lady to let pigs run
loose to root up your spuds. They’re in full blossom--and don’t ask
me which I mean, pigs or potatoes. They needed a little strong-arm
work, bad. The pigs ducked out of the scene into the alfalfa--and
that sure needs cutting, too. There’s a scythe in the shed, and a
fork or two and a hay rake. If Waddell’s got horses he couldn’t have
used them much. Maybe he couldn’t afford a mowing machine, and cut
his hay with a scythe. There’s a wagon here, and a comedy hayrack.
But I can’t feature handsome Gary scything hay.
“Anyway, every darned spud blossom in the patch peeked up at me
through a jungle of weeds. That wouldn’t look good to a buyer (you
won’t get a chance to read this letter, old girl, so I don’t mind
telling you you’ve played right into my hands with that Power of
Attorney, and I’m going to sell out, if Monty Girard ever comes and
hauls me back to town). They’re not finished yet, but I can do the
rest in the morning if Monty don’t come.
“Monty Girard has plumb forgotten me, I guess. He was a friendly
cuss, too. He’s seven days overdue, and I’d get out and hunt him up,
only he forgot to leave me his address and I can’t get his ’phone
number from Information. Can’t get Information. There ain’t no
telephone. He said his camp was about twenty miles off. But I’m wise
to these desert miles. More likely it’s thirty. I tried to trail him
yesterday, but he took our back track for five miles or so, and for
all I know he may have beat it back to town. That’s not walking
distance, I’ll tell a heartless world.
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