“He wants to chase off with the rest of the bunch about ten or
fifteen miles. Nobody loves this cañon except the psychic cat and
the two pigs. And the pigs don’t love it any more; not since I made
a rock corral and waylaid the little devils when they went snooping
in there after some stuff I put in a trough. I baited the trap, you
see--oh, this gigantic brain of mine has been hitting on all two
cylinders lately!--and then I hid. Lizards crawled over me, and the
sun blistered the back of my neck while I waited for those two
brutes to walk into the foreground. Animal pictures are hard to get,
as you may have heard while you were enduring a spasm of Handsome
Gary’s shop talk. Cut. Iris in Gary sneaking up with the board gate
he’d artcrafted the day before. So the pigs don’t love Handsome Gary
any more, and they’re spending most of their spare time talking
about me behind my back and hunting for a soft place where they can
run a drift under my perfectly nice rock fence, and then stope up to
the surface and beat it, registering contempt. I’ll call ’em shoats
if they don’t behave.
“I scythed some alfalfa to-day, Pat. Put on a swell rural comedy,
featuring Handsome Gary making side-swipes at his heels. It was a
scream, I reckon. But I came within an inch of scything Faith, only
she’s a wizard at jumping over rocks and things, and she did as
pretty a side-slip as you ever saw, and made her get-away. I’ve
wondered since--would I have had two pinto cats, or only one psychic
Voice? I mean one more psychic Voice. This one up on the bluff used
to belong to Steve Carson, according to the yarn the Piutes told me.
He’d have made a great director, if the rest of him measured up to
his lung power. The Piutes say he faded out very mysteriously, five
years ago, leaving his holler behind him. I’m afraid folks didn’t
like him very well. At any rate his Voice is darned unpopular. I
can’t say it makes any great hit with me, either. Though it’s not so
bad, at that. The main trouble seems to be not having any man to go
with the Voice. The Piutes couldn’t feature it at all. They wouldn’t
drive the horses into the corral, even. I had to double for them
when they got the bunch down there at the mouth of the cañon. Jazzed
around for two hours on an Injun pony with a gait like a pile
driver, getting your horses into your corral. You seem to have four
or five fair imitations, Pat. The rest are the bunk, if you ask me.
Not broken and not worth breaking. Don’t even look good to eat.
“There is one work team which I mean to give a try-out when I put on
my character part entitled, Making Hay Whether the Sun Shines or
Not. They have collar marks, and they’re old enough to be my dad’s
wedding team. Lips hang down like a mule, and hollows over their
eyes you could drop an egg in. I hate to flatter you, kid, but your
horse herd, take it by and large, is not what I’d be proud of.
You’re a wonderful girl--you got stung in several places at once.
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