Satire; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- War work -- England -- Fiction
"She's probably going to be of more use to the nation, let me tell you,
than all the rest of you put together," said Dr. Prince.
Miss Delmege's agony of mind reached its culmination, and she let drop
an armful of heavy ledgers with a clatter which effectually covered any
further indelicate precision of utterance of which the doctor might have
been guilty.
By the time that Grace had extinguished her own laughter in the
cupboard, and had assisted Miss Delmege to pick up her books, the Doctor
had slammed the door behind him, with a disregard for Miss Vivian's
presence which might perhaps be accounted for by the searching
cross-examination to which she had just subjected his proposed Medical
Board cases.
"A doctor's profession, I suppose," Miss Delmege said to Grace in tones
of outraged delicacy as they left the office together, "destroys the
finer feelings altogether. I'm not prudish, so far as I know, but
really, after what passed in the office today--"
"I wish you'd tell me what Mrs. Baker-Bridges said to you over the
telephone."
Miss Delmege coloured and tossed her head.
"Some people don't seem to mind _what_ they say. I never did like her,
but I certainly didn't think she had a coarse mind."
"And has she?"
"Well, I wouldn't say it to any one but you, dear, and I know you won't
repeat any of it, but she was actually so pleased and proud at the mere
idea that she said she couldn't keep it to herself, though she isn't
even in the least certain."
The virtuous horror expressed in Miss Delmege's whole person at such
deplorable outspokenness was so excessive that Grace dared not make any
reply for fear of producing an anti-climax.
That evening, Grace's last at Questerham Hostel, her room-mate became
disconsolate.
"I don't know what I shall do without you, Gracie, and this room will be
simply awful. You've always been such a dear about my being so untidy
and everything, and put up with all of it, and done such heaps of little
things. I shall never forget how you washed up the cups and tea-things
after our morning tea, dear, never."
"But I was only too pleased," protested Grace. "You've done a lot for
me, if it comes to that. Look how often you've boiled your kettle for
me, and had everything ready on nights when I came back late. I shall
miss you very much, but don't forget that if ever you're in Wales you're
coming to stay with us."
"I say, do you really mean that?"
"Of course I do."
"You are a brick, Gracie. The thing I like about you," said Miss Marsh
instructively, "is that you don't put on any frills."
"Well, why should I?"
"Oh, I don't know--staying at Plessing, and knowing Miss Vivian's
people, and so on. There are others I could name," Miss Marsh said
viciously, "who take airs for a good deal less--in fact, for nothing at
all, that any one but themselves can see."
Miss Jones knew from much previous experience the subject denoted by
that particular edge in her room-mate's voice.
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