Satire; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- War work -- England -- Fiction
"Are you worried?" she asked sympathetically, selecting a euphemism at
random.
"My dear, I've got an awful fear that Delmege means to move into this
room when you're gone. You'll see if she doesn't get round the new
Superintendent. She's always resented being put in with two others, and
that room of theirs will always be a three-bedded one."
"But Tony and Miss Plumtree are both leaving."
"Not yet, and, anyway, two others will be put in instead. Mark my
words," said Miss Marsh tragically, "that'll be the next thing. Delmege
and me stuck in here _tête-à-tête_, as they say."
"I do hope not."
"I shall resign, that's all. Simply resign. _And_ give my reasons. I
shall say to Miss Vivian right out, when she asks me why I want to
leave--"
"But she never does ask why any one wants to leave. Besides, you know
you wouldn't leave for such a ridiculous reason as that."
"Well, perhaps I wouldn't! After all, I should be sorry to think I
couldn't get the better of Delmege, when all's said and done. I've a
very good mind to tell her quite plainly that if she's got her eye on
that corner bed she'll have to come to an understanding with me first,
both as to the use of the screen and who's to make tea in the morning
and turn the gas out at night. I've heard tales about Delmege's trick of
getting into bed in a hurry and leaving everybody else to do the work.
And she and I have had words before now."
"I know you have," said Grace. "Perhaps that may prevent her from
wanting to come here."
Miss Marsh looked gloomy, and then bounded up as a tap sounded on the
door.
"What did I tell you? I'll take any bet you like that's Delmege nosing
round now. I know the way she swishes her petticoat--such swank, wearing
a silk one under uniform! Well, I'm not going to interfere with her."
Miss Marsh bounced behind her screen.
"Come in," Grace called.
"Say I'm undressing," Miss Marsh issued a whispered command.
Miss Delmege stepped elegantly into the room, her favourite "fawn"
_peignoir_ chastely gathered round her.
"You alone, dear?"
"No, she isn't. I'm undressing," said a sharp voice behind the screen.
Miss Delmege ignored the voice, and laid a patronizingly affectionate
hand upon Grace's shoulder.
"What thick hair you have, dear! Quite a work brushing it, I should
think. Now, mine is so long that it's never had time to get really
thick, though I know you wouldn't guess it to look at it, but that's the
way it grows. As a child I used to have a perfect mass. Mother always
used to say about me, 'That child Vera's strength has all gone into her
hair, every bit of it.' It used to make her quite anxious, to see me
without a bit of colour in my face and this great mass of hair."
"What made it all fall out, Delmege?" came incisively from behind the
screen.
Miss Delmege tossed the long attenuated plait of straight fair hair
which hung artlessly over one shoulder, and simulated deafness.
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