Satire; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- War work -- England -- Fiction
"You're back early," whispered Miss Henderson, coming halfway downstairs
in her pink flannelette dressing-gown, her scanty fair hair screwed back
into a tight plait.
"Wasn't much doing. Miss Vivian got off at half-past nine. Jolly good
thing, too; she's been late every night this week."
"Was it all right about your taking duty?"
"Ab-solutely. Said she was glad Miss Plumtree had gone to bed, and asked
if she had anything to take for her head."
"How awfully decent of her!"
"Wasn't it? It'll buck old Greengage up, too. She always thinks Miss
Vivian has a down on her."
Miss Delmege leant over the banisters and said in a subdued but very
complacent undertone:
"I thought Miss Vivian would be all right. I thought I could safely
answer for her."
II
Plessing was also speaking of Miss Vivian that evening.
"Where is this to end, Miss Bruce? I ask you, where is it to end?"
demanded Miss Vivian's mother.
Miss Bruce knew quite well that Lady Vivian was not asking her at all,
in the sense of expecting to receive from her any suggestion of a term
to that which in fact appeared to be interminable, so she only made a
clicking sound of sympathy with her tongue and went on rapidly stamping
postcards.
"I am not unpatriotic, though I do dislike Flag-days, and I was the first
person to say that Char must go and do work somewhere--nurse in a
hospital if she liked, or do censor's work at the War Office. Sir Piers
said 'No' at first--you know he's old-fashioned in many ways--and then
he said Char wasn't strong enough, and to a certain extent I agreed with
him. But I put aside all that and absolutely encouraged her, as you
know, to organize this Supply Depôt. But I must say, Miss Bruce, that I
never expected the thing to grow to these dimensions. Of course, it may
be a very splendid work--in fact, I'm sure it is, and every one says how
proud I must be of such a wonderful daughter—but _is_ it all absolutely
necessary?"
"Oh, Lady Vivian," said the secretary reproachfully. "Why, the very War
Office itself knows the value of dear Charmian's work. They are always
asking her to take on fresh branches."
"That's just what I am complaining of. Why should the Midland Supply
Depôt do all these odd jobs? Hospital supplies are all very well, but
when it comes to meeting all the troop-trains and supplying all the
bandages, and being central Depôt for sphagnum moss, and all the rest of
it--all I can say is, that it's beyond a joke."
Miss Bruce took instant advantage of her employer's infelicitous final
_cliché_ to remark austerely:
"Certainly one would never dream of looking upon it as a _joke_, Lady
Vivian. I quite feel with you about the working so fearfully hard, and
keeping these strange, irregular hours, but I'm convinced that it's
perfectly unavoidable--perfectly unavoidable. Charmian owns herself that
no one can possibly take her place at the Depôt, even for a day."
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