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She would know how to take care of herself, and could always
say in her own defence that her grandfather had turned her out of
Sheep's Acre.
Seven had been the hour named, and punctually at that hour John
Crumb knocked at the back door of Sheep's Acre farm-house. Nor did
he come alone. He was accompanied by his friend Joe Mixet, the
baker of Bungay, who, as all Bungay knew, was to be his best man
at his marriage. John Crumb's character was not without many fine
attributes. He could earn money,--and having earned it could spend
and keep it in fair proportion. He was afraid of no work, and,--to
give him his due,--was afraid of no man. He was honest, and ashamed
of nothing that he did. And after his fashion he had chivalrous ideas
about women. He was willing to thrash any man that ill-used a woman,
and would certainly be a most dangerous antagonist to any man who
would misuse a woman belonging to him. But Ruby had told the truth of
him in saying that he was slow of speech, and what the world calls
stupid in regard to all forms of expression. He knew good meal from
bad as well as any man, and the price at which he could buy it so
as to leave himself a fair profit at the selling. He knew the value
of a clear conscience, and without much argument had discovered for
himself that honesty is in truth the best policy. Joe Mixet, who was
dapper of person and glib of tongue, had often declared that any one
buying John Crumb for a fool would lose his money. Joe Mixet was
probably right; but there had been a want of prudence, a lack of
worldly sagacity, in the way in which Crumb had allowed his proposed
marriage with Ruby Ruggles to become a source of gossip to all
Bungay. His love was now an old affair; and, though he never talked
much, whenever he did talk, he talked about that. He was proud of
Ruby's beauty, and of her fortune, and of his own status as her
acknowledged lover,--and he did not hide his light under a bushel.
Perhaps the publicity so produced had some effect in prejudicing Ruby
against the man whose offer she had certainly once accepted. Now when
he came to settle the day,--having heard more than once or twice
that there was a difficulty with Ruby,--he brought his friend Mixet
with him as though to be present at his triumph. "If here isn't Joe
Mixet," said Ruby to herself. "Was there ever such a stoopid as John
Crumb? There's no end to his being stoopid."
The old man had slept off his anger and his beer while Ruby had been
preparing the feast, and now roused himself to entertain his guests.
"What, Joe Mixet; is that thou? Thou'rt welcome. Come in, man. Well,
John, how is it wi' you? Ruby's a stewing o' something for us to
eat a bit. Don't 'e smell it?"--John Crumb lifted up his great nose,
sniffed and grinned.
"John didn't like going home in the dark like," said the baker, with
his little joke. "So I just come along to drive away the bogies."
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