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"The more the merrier;--the more the merrier. Ruby 'll have enough
for the two o' you, I'll go bail. So John Crumb's afraid of
bogies;--is he? The more need he to have some 'un in his house to
scart 'em away."
The lover had seated himself without speaking a word; but now he was
instigated to ask a question. "Where be she, Muster Ruggles?" They
were seated in the outside or front kitchen, in which the old man
and his granddaughter always lived; while Ruby was at work in the
back kitchen. As John Crumb asked this question she could be heard
distinctly among the pots and the plates. She now came out, and
wiping her hands on her apron, shook hands with the two young men.
She had enveloped herself in a big household apron when the cooking
was in hand, and had not cared to take it off for the greeting of
this lover. "Grandfather said as how you was a coming out for your
supper, so I've been a seeing to it. You'll excuse the apron, Mr.
Mixet."
"You couldn't look nicer, miss, if you was to try it ever so. My
mother says as it's housifery as recommends a girl to the young men.
What do you say, John?"
"I loiks to see her loik o' that," said John rubbing his hands down
the back of his trowsers, and stooping till he had brought his eyes
down to a level with those of his sweetheart.
[Illlustration: "I loiks to see her loik o' that."]
"It looks homely; don't it, John?" said Mixet.
"Bother!" said Ruby, turning round sharp, and going back to the other
kitchen. John Crumb turned round also, and grinned at his friend, and
then grinned at the old man.
"You've got it all afore you," said the farmer,--leaving the lover to
draw what lesson he might from this oracular proposition.
"And I don't care how soon I ha'e it in hond;--that I don't," said
John.
"That's the chat," said Joe Mixet. "There ain't nothing wanting in
his house;--is there, John? It's all there,--cradle, caudle-cup, and
the rest of it. A young woman going to John knows what she'll have to
eat when she gets up, and what she'll lie down upon when she goes to
bed." This he declared in a loud voice for the benefit of Ruby in the
back kitchen.
"That she do," said John, grinning again. "There's a hun'erd and
fifty poond o' things in my house forbye what mother left behind
her."
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