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When they had smoked for some half hour the old man called for his
granddaughter, but called of course in vain. "Where the mischief is
the jade gone?" he said, slowly making his way into the back kitchen.
The maid as soon as she heard her master moving, escaped into the
yard and made no response, while the old man stood bawling at the
back door. "The devil's in them. They're off some gates," he said
aloud. "She'll make the place hot for her, if she goes on this way."
Then he returned to the two young men. "She's playing off her games
somwheres," he said. "Take a glass of sperrits and water, Mr. Crumb,
and I'll see after her."
"I'll just take a drop of y'ell," said John Crumb, apparently quite
unmoved by the absence of his sweetheart.
It was sad work for the old man. He went down the yard and into the
garden, hobbling among the cabbages, not daring to call very loud, as
he did not wish to have it supposed that the girl was lost; but still
anxious, and sore at heart as to the ingratitude shown to him. He was
not bound to give the girl a home at all. She was not his own child.
And he had offered her £500! "Domm her," he said aloud as he made his
way back to the house. After much search and considerable loss of
time he returned to the kitchen in which the two men were sitting,
leading Ruby in his hand. She was not smart in her apparel, for
she had half undressed herself, and been then compelled by her
grandfather to make herself fit to appear in public. She had
acknowledged to herself that she had better go down and tell John
Crumb the truth. For she was still determined that she would never be
John Crumb's wife. "You can answer him as well as I, grandfather,"
she had said. Then the farmer had cuffed her, and told her that she
was an idiot. "Oh, if it comes to that," said Ruby, "I'm not afraid
of John Crumb, nor yet of nobody else. Only I didn't think you'd go
to strike me, grandfather." "I'll knock the life out of thee, if thou
goest on this gate," he had said. But she had consented to come down,
and they entered the room together.
"We're a disturbing you a'most too late, miss," said Mr. Mixet.
"It ain't that at all, Mr. Mixet. If grandfather chooses to have
a few friends, I ain't nothing against it. I wish he'd have a few
friends a deal oftener than he do. I likes nothing better than to do
for 'em;--only when I've done for 'em and they're smoking their pipes
and that like, I don't see why I ain't to leave 'em to 'emselves."
"But we've come here on a hauspicious occasion, Miss Ruby."
"I don't know nothing about auspicious, Mr. Mixet. If you and Mr.
Crumb've come out to Sheep's Acre farm for a bit of supper--"
"Which we ain't," said John Crumb very loudly;--"nor yet for
beer;--not by no means."
"We've come for the smiles of beauty," said Joe Mixet.
Ruby chucked up her head. "Mr. Mixet, if you'll be so good as to stow
that! There ain't no beauty here as I knows of, and if there was it
isn't nothing to you."
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